I have this funny headcannon for AK!Jason, and it's that he doesn't know what cute aggression is cause he's never experienced it. So when he does for the first time from looking at his lover, he's kinda concerned and worried. Cause it's like, "I love this person so much, and yet I'm getting these extreme urges to squeeze them, grip them, and even bite them hard. What the hell is wrong with me?" Like he would be so scared that it's no longer safe for you to be around him, and maybe that would eventually cause him to wanna break things off with you and when you ask him why and he explains, you just starting laughing a bit while he's standing there like, "Why are you laughing? This is serious. It's clearly becoming dangerous for you to be around me." So once you finally calm down from laughing so hard, you explained to him what cute aggression is and how it's completely normal and how it's doesn't mean he wants to actually hurt you.
"It's kinda like when people see a cute baby and, in response, pinch the baby's cheeks," you say.
"Oh, so I'm not becoming a danger towards you?" He asks.
"No, you're not. Honestly, I'm kinda flattered that I'm able to make you feel that way. And hey, whenever you get those random urges around me, I am a-okay with you acting on them."
And now, at random times, even when you're doing something completely normal and boring, such as making dinner, doing dishes, or even watching TV, he will come up behind you, hug you extremely tight, and maybe even bite you either on your cheek or shoulder. And Lord have mercy on you if you were to compliment him randomly when he's experiencing cute aggression for you. MF will literally clench his jaw and fists before picking you up to kiss all over your face aggressively and then carry you to either the couch or bed to cuddle you the rest of the day. Good luck trying to get up cause he is NOT letting you go.











