#arkham batman

[hamstersoapbox]

Yes Riddler, I will collect your trophies...Like you even need to ask. I'm a simp. where does batman put them?

[sparrow-of-gotham]

Okay, I need to get this off my chest cuz I just thought of this today…

But am I the only one who thinks that Jason Peter Todd is terrible and super cheesy at flirting when he’s himself, but is a smooth motherfucker when in costume?

Like, I can’t be the only one who can see that!

I can especially imagine this for Arkham! Jason…

Like, imagine ak!Robin!Jason walking his future S/O home at night (after she nearly got mugged) and S/O drops a flirtatious remark, only for Robin!Jason to dish the flirting right back…

Fast forward to S/O and Jason finally dating, the moment S/O flirts with him outside the Robin persona, my boy becomes more flustered than Cait Kiramann when Vi called her ‘hot’ and ‘Cupcake’ in the same sentence…

(Yes, I love Arcane, but that’s a separate story…)

Or, better yet, fast forward to Arkham Knight, Jason is all done up in the Arkham Knight suit and helm, cocky and confident. The moment he encounters Vigilante! S/O and she starts flirting (or just speaking to him), he’s pulling out his best one-liners.

However, post-AK and Knightfall, when he and S/O are reunited and Reader just starts flirting with him to make up for lost time, he is shoving his head into her cleavage and turning as red as his new Red Hood mantle…

Like, there’s gotta be some kind of psychology behind what I’m saying! Like does the armor give him advantage in Charisma based skills? (Yes, I’m also a DND nerd)

I guess I just want to see Jason being a flustered little guy when he’s wearing a red hoodie and jeans VS him in his vigilante element and somehow able to smooth-talk his S/O…

Am I crazy? Probably… but, like I think I’m onto something…

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[logansbluetie]

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[christmassailor]

Three Cheers For Arkham City

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[bluemoth698]

[janus-quirinus]

Merry Christmas!! Arkham Batjokes for @Nailbunny7 :))

Hope you like it!!

[transgwender616]

Been playing Arkham Asylum for the first time and it's really annoying whenever I find a Riddler trophy and Riddler's like "Umm actually that one was easy to find." You hid the trophies bitch your just insulting yourself.

[gl1tchr]

guh,,, arkham riddlebat,,..,