hey ignis, what's your opinion on gordon ramsay?
“ in what context? as your replacement? i suppose the extra hand in the kitchen would be appreciated. “
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hey ignis, what's your opinion on gordon ramsay?
“ in what context? as your replacement? i suppose the extra hand in the kitchen would be appreciated. “
armigeruser replied to your post:
actually that applies to ardyn too during chap 13, it’s a good chap but also? PROMPTO? I COULDN’T STOP PLAYING UNTIL I FOUND HIM
“don’t johnny fucking test my patience” I’M LOSIN IT--- but Tennessee Whiskey Barbecue Baby Jesus ch 13 just mcfucking wrecked me i think i was in actual tears the entire time? i was up till 4am bc i refused? to turn off? the game? until i got? my baby back?
finally an opening : ) ♕ ✿ asshole
MEME : hurt iedolas and see how he reacts. | ♕: a kick in a very sensitive area.✿: insult them as a person.
noctis was but a young boy of a prince upon iedolas’ first visit since his birth --- as was.. customs, he would visit and give his congratulations to the future king’s nameday. before he even had a chance to damnably introduce himself to the spawn of regis, the little prince surged forward from where the king held his shoulder, and effectively kicked him in the shin, all while shouting, “ asshole! ” at him.
this left the emperor kneeling with a grunt of pain upon marble floors, magitek armors rushing to his side as gasps of horror could be heard from the lucian line, and their entourage. given the child was less than ten iedolas graced the prince with indifference --- a privilege given to not many, though soon after that.. the emperor was found limping, keeping weight off of his previously kicked shin.
ok so did you decorate your room back in niflheim with corpse puppets too? :/ did you even have a room? or did you just sleep on the ground? : ) or in the trash? : ))
" because you asked so nicely ------ i'll have you know i stored the corpses in your bedroom until i relocated them to the throne room , following your entering the crystal . i would have thought the prince had a larger chamber in the capital , but alas , i was disappointed . "
The hunt's left them mildly flushed both with victory and the clinging Duscae humidity. Gladio can hear Prompto nagging Ignis for food and the latter's attempts at vague reassurance as they trudge up the rain-wet hills. But instead of joining them with the prince in tow, Gladio turns instead to reach for his charge's shoulder to stall his progress for something a little more one-on-one.
“You wanna tell me what happened back there?” His growl is as expectant as the stern narrow of his eyes. “Yeah, we took down the bounty. But don't think I didn't see how you were half-assing that fight. Didn’t get enough beauty sleep, your highness? Explain.”
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#( look ignis i'm healthy enough get off my back #i ate some veggies last year #the way i see it i'm good for another three years #at the least )
green coloured candy doesnt count as a vegetable u pos
please tell me you survived and that you're in lestallum, and that you took your bench with you
’ THEY WOULDN’T LET ME TAKE THE BENCH : said it wasn’t crucial to my survival. bullcrap i say ! and where the heck were you when i needed ya the most ??? where were you when MY BENCH needed you ??? IT WAS INNOCENT IN ALL THIS . ‘
armigeruser replied to your post :
he lived and died on that bench
the daemons quite literally pried it from his cold dead hands