#arnold schwarznegger

[waspstar]

[timetobeaghost]

I would love Mike Wheeler if he was straight, I would love him if he was bi and I would possibly choose that option if it was up to me, but that boy is just so gay, I swear on Dustin's mom!

Let's look at the evidence:

does not want be romantically touched by his gf, who is a cute girl that he really likes. Removing her hands, why?

is not into kissing said gf

can't even imply that he loves her; later is pushed to declare his love to save her and has to force it out under obvious physical pain in a uncomfortable looking scene involving his male love interest.

shows zero romantic or sexual interest in any other girl, woman or feminine character. He even shows demonstrative disinterest as with computer game princess Daphne, Lucas and Dustin fight over, or Max, Lucas and Dustin fight over. There is literally no example of him showing interest that I could bring up.

uses the Star Wars medal ceremony in a story, replacing Princess Leia (who Han flirted with when receiving the medal) with King Tristan....

In a show in which a character makes a whole ass thing out of Mike's sister hanging a poster of Tom Cruise and how that proves what she's into... He has a practically naked Arnold Schwarzenegger above his bed. LMAO Also has some other muscle creature poster. Only sign of femininity in his room is that woman crouching below Conan there. You are not going to tell me she is somehow the point, are you?

Saw someone describe Mike's behavior in the cafeteria as "casually simping for Eddie" and I think that is perfect. We shouldn't forget that involved giggling when Eddie throws food at him, swooning at Eddie during his whole speech and - when Eddie is besides him and touches him - pushing his chest out and basically starting to flirt.

Oh and a then there is all the locking eyes with Will after some soft voiced flirtation and forgetting the world around them, again and again.

Escalating in the most glaced over "kiss me" face I probably ever saw an actor do

On the other hand he said El looked pretty after dressing her up and doing her make up when he was 12... Wait... Is this really a counter argument?

Come on now, be serious.

((Just stole these gifs and pics from everywhere, sry, credit to the makers!! Point out if it's you!))

[necronomicarrion]

[mannytoodope]

Myron: Not to mention relatives sending presents they’re going to have to send back anyway. How many toiletry kits does a man need?

- And how about those little, stupid letters from kids to Santa at the North Pole?(little kid ‘voice)Dear Santa, could you send me a bike and a Slinky?(normal voice)No! Your father’s been laid off! And as if I didn’t have enough pressure in my life… My son sent me out for some goofy-butt toy, a fruity robot named Turtle Man.

Howard: That’s Turbo Man. My son wants one, too.

-Myron: You know it’s all a ploy, don’t you?

Howard: A ploy?

Myron: Man, where have you been? Don’t you watch TV? We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels. You got these big fat cats sitting there using working class just like me and you.

- They spend billions of dollars on TV advertisements, and then they sit there and use subliminal messages to suck your children’s minds out! And then they sit there and make a kid feel like garbage because you, the father, who’s working 24-7 delivering mail so you can make an alimony payment to a woman that is nice with everybody at the post office but me…And then when you get the toy, it breaks, and you can’t fix it because it’s cheap plastic!

[thecurvycritic]

Women Dominate and Triumph in Terminator: Dark Fate

Schwarznegger's back, but it's the Chiks Who Dominate and Kick Butt in @terminator @paramountpics #termiantordarkfat#terminator #thecurvycritic

Arnold Schwarznegger has become just as synonymous  with The Terminator just as Stallone has with the Rocky franchise.  However, this chapter doesn’t focus on The Terminator himself, but on the badass women who take over with grit, gusto and gripping action sequences.

When that opening sequence presents washed up bones on shore and takes us to Mexico 22 years later with naked people dropping…

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[jihef03]

Okay but there’s a new pirate movie coming out, not a Disney one mind you!..

Starring Jackie Chan  and Arnold Schwareznengger ...

And Arnold Schwarznegger plays Captain Hook..

My brains need to process this..

[headstuff-org]

The Forgotten Dystopian Pun Machine | The Running Man Turns 30

http://dlvr.it/Q2mPg7 #HeadStuff

[technochops-blog]

'Terminator 6': Big reunion coming up with Linda Hamilton, Arnold Schwarzenegger

https://www.technochops.com/terminator-6-big-reunion-coming-linda-hamilton-arnold-schwarzenegger/6566/

Loyal fans who have grown up with the “Terminator” movie series have definitely expected a sixth installment. But nobody saw Linda Hamilton coming back to the franchise. It has been 25 years since her last appearance in “Terminator 2.” With the news earlier this year...