Mal: *having been summoned to the throne room by Aro*
Aro: ah, Mallory, i've been having some complaints about you
Mal: regarding?
Aro: some guards are complaining that you've taken to, uh, stabbing them, i believe, with a kitchen knife. Care to explain why you have a kitchen knife on you in the first place?
Mal: someone ruined my cookies
Caius:
Mal: they were iced
Aro:
Mal: i spent five hours decorating them
Aro:
Mal: and someone decided to just
Caius: ...
Mal: ruin them
Aro: oh
Mal: yeah
Aro: so where does stabbing everyone fit in here?
Mal: oh, i figured whoever ruined my cookies qould be scared, so i've been targeting whoever's acting extra fidgety around me today
Aro: ... you are aware that the knife
Mal: 🔪
Aro: our skin is... impenetrable
Mal: ✨🔪✨
Aro: the knife is useless against us
Mal: but not against your clothss
Aro: 👀
Caius: *suddenly worried though he isnt sure why*
Mal: *steps forward* im going to find out who ruined my cookies and stepped on my efforts and im going to make holes in all of their clothes... until then, im going to go with my gut
Aro: which is...
Mal: 🔪stabby stab stab stab🔪 until i feel less... homicidal
Aro: alright, you can go now
Mal: *leaves*
Caius: Aro you cannot -
Aro: you're in so much shit i cant wait till she finds out
Caius: dont you dare
Aro: i want a knife now