#arthurxtessia

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Tessia: When I was young someone had a crush on me, so they sent Art a letter saying "Get out of my school". I fear what happened to them.

Arthur: Oh, nothing happened. I got, like, three of those every week from like half the boys in the school.

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Regis: I fucked up.

Arthur: Arson?

Tess: What???

Regis: Worse.

Arthur: Murder?

Tess: What?!

Regis: Worse.

Arthur: You disobeyed the laws of biology and made Caera pregnant?

Tess: The hell?!

Regis: Worse.

Arthur: You forgot to restock the Oreos?

Regis: BINGO!!!!

Tess: Oh my fucking gods...

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Alice: A traumatic moment is called a traumatic moment for a reason and it isn't called,

Alice, to Arthur: An 'I done fucked up' moment,

Alice, to Sylvie: An 'oopsie daisy',

Alice, to Regis: 'Emotional Damage',

Alice, to Ellie: Or a 'major L'.

Ellie: Not even a bruh moment?

Alice, dead serious: Not even a 'bruh moment'.

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Arthur: What’s up?

Jasmine: Oh nothing, just thought I'd come see what--

Jasmine

Jasmine: This room used to have 4 walls.

Tessia, to Arthur: I told you she'd notice.

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*at an important meeting*

Tessia: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.

Arthur, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.

Bairon: Wow, Tessia was late too! What a coincidence!

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*Something crashes*

Ahilya: Shoot-

Calahir: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!

Reynolds Jr: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

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Ahilya: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate).

Calahir: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).

Reynolds Jr: How are you talking like that in real life?

Calahir: Witchcraft (derogatory).

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Quick Fanchild Descriptions

Calahir: Like his father, he's a complete powerhouse. Like his mother, he's immature and leads with his emotions. Like uncle Regis, he is magestic as fuck. He is very carefree and likely to get into accidents, often crashing into people's backyards (since they live in the restored Elenoir where the majority of people are elves, most don't mind as he is one of the princes).

Ahilya: While she isn't as strong as her parents due to her core being unstable from a strange mix of mana and aether, she is just as smart and mature as her father. Instead of training in things like magic, she focuses on her physical ability and artificing skills, which are on parr with her father's. She has invented several new machines and devices to help the domestic people, which has gained her the privilege of training in machines with her father.

Reynolds Jr: Due to being the future king of Elenoir, Rey at first attempted to dedicate himself to his status. He was almost just as quickly shut down by his father, who encouraged him to enjoy his childhood. Rey is an energetic boy and is on parr with his father and mother on many things, such as magic, in which he is also a quadra elemental and a plant deviant, and swordsmanship, as he can beat his mother in a fight. Funnily, he is also terrified of spiders.