Incident Report: Cheese Basket Appeared
The Archive wishes to clarify that, as of this morning, a large basket of cheese was discovered in the North Reading Room. No record exists of its delivery, nor has any courier claimed responsibility.
The basket was not present during last night’s inventory. It now appears to have always been here.
Staff are advised not to consume the cheese until further testing is complete. Jubilee insists it’s “probably safe,” while Blort has already claimed a wedge for personal research.
Annotation found tucked inside: “For the census. Consumption at your own risk.”
Filed under: Unexpected Manifestations / Dairy (See also: Minute 019, ‘The Incident of the Disappearing Camembert’)
Blort: “Did anyone order cheese?” Jubilee: “Don’t look at me. It wasn’t on the requisition list.” Skim: “Is it watching us, or are we watching it?”