The Player and the Farmer:
(SETTING: HOSPITAL ELEVATOR. STATUS: OUT OF OPERATION FOR THE LAST TWO HOURS)
Dennis: Can I ask you something
Yolanda: Go for it
Dennis: Did you ever give a shit about Trinity?
Yolanda: ... In a way
Dennis: In the way of using her as a sex toy
Yolanda: She told you thay didn't she?
Dennis: Can you blame her?
Yolanda: I never wanted to be in a relationship with her
Dennis: Then why drag it out so long? You know you really hurt her
Yolanda: Well isn't she also to blame. We both agreed on just purely fucking and if she had a problem with that, she should've said something
Dennis: So you think her being upset is entirely her fault
Yolanda: Trinity is a grown ass woman and if she can't communicate basic wants in life then she seriously needs to grow the hell up. I knew that when she started pitching about Langdon last year but I didn't know she didn't even have the balls to say this to my face
Dennis: She's pretty obvious
Yolanda: She eats me out, she complains about Langdon, she eats my Ramen, she steals my blanket. I liked her for who she was a first and then, turns out, she's a loser
Dennis: Wowww
Yolanda: I know I can be a dick
Dennis: At least you're self aware
Yolanda: But I'm sick and tired of this middle school bullshit. I don't want love or a girlfriend, I just want ... a companion
Dennis; Is Trinity like your Lestat
Yolanda: No Trintiy is my Louis and I am Admand
Dennis: Then who was before Trinity
Yolanda: Huh
Dennis: Didn't Armand have like a serious boyfriend before Louis and he like died in a tragic way or smthn
Yolanda: I think that was Lestat, I'd have to look though
Dennis: My point is ... why don't you want love or someone to be with
Yolanda: Why don't you make a move on Amy
Dennis: Cause I'm not into her
Yolanda: Yeah sure
Dennis: I've seen you two hang out, I saw you two at Walmart
Yolanda: So what you're stalking me?
Dennis: Why don't you give a shit about Trinity
Yolanda: Becaude I never loved her
Dennis: Haven't you ever loved someone other than yourself?!
Yolanda: You don't need to be in my business
Dennis: Why not, you seem to be pretty invested in mine
Yolanda: Stop
Dennis: Who was she?
Yolanda: I mean it. Stay. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Life!
Dennis: Was she just another fuck toy or was she -
Yolanda: My wife!
Dennis: Wow
Yolanda: Don't say another word
Dennis: Does your wife know that you've been messing with another woman?
Yolanda: No, she couldn't
Dennis: I'm sure you're doing just fine with living with that
Yolanda: I have to wake up everyday knowing that my wife will never come home again because some asshole decided to shoot up an Elementary school. My bad if I don't wanna open my mornings to an empty bed all the timw
Dennis: So Trinity is a replacement for your wife?
Yolanda: Oh go fuck yourself
Dennis: Maybe YOU need a therapist. Normal people don't use their subordinates to get iver the death of their spouses
Yolanda: Let me make one thing crystal fucking clear
Dennis: Mkayyyy
Yolanda: I am a grown ass woman, Trinity is a grown as woman, as was my wife. I was supposed to grow old with jer and I loved her more than life itself. I have to die without her and I will choose that over allowing myself to have someone else hold my hand when my heart stops. Sometimes, it's just nice to have someone to ... be close with without all of the couple shit. I know I don't do everything right but don't you DARE act like you'd be a saint if you were in my shoea
Dennis: I don't think-
Yolanda: YOU DON'T THINK! That's your problem you think you can fix everyone's problems but playing rhe savior well guess what, just because you grew up with your parents smacking you with a Bible over the head doesn't mean that you're suddenly Jesus. I don't want your help. You know nothinf about me.
*elevator open*
Dennis: I'm sorry if I offended you
Yolanda: Don't ever speak to me about that again. I don't need a fucking savior
