#asboed

[dhmpr]

     ❝   if  you  must  know,  i  got  caught  spraying  grafitti . . .  right  where  you’re  standing.   ❞

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[tiimedtma]

@asboed // ♡’d for a small thing .

“ i seriously cannot believe you did that , my dude , i seriously cannot. ” 

[intelligentmiinds]

@asboed liked this and gets Pete

   There’s not many things that stress the teen out anymore. Sure, he was given surprises here and there but for the most part? He wasn’t stressed. But for some reason? His spidey powers were on 100 today. His senses were having a field day. He had decided to grab something at the store -- he needed a snack for patrol, anyway -- and made his way to the back. A drink....

Grabbing the handle to the fridge in front of him, he grabs a pop from inside before closing the door. When he tried to walk away is when he knew he royally screw up. His hand was stuck to the handle.

He looks around, hoping that no one else is coming to the back as he tries to figure this out. But there’s a male heading his way.

This wasn’t good.

He tries to pull his hand away to no avail, the boy glaring at his hand. He can sense the other directly behind him now and he quickly turns, putting on a grin.

“ -- oh! Hey, there. ”

[walkingouija-a]

❝ guess i’ll die. ❞

            ‘ for what, the second time this month? if you’re not careful, the novelty of you coming back to life is gonna wear off. ’ as if that could ever be true, humans were innately fascinated by death ( and any means of escaping it ). regardless, klaus raises his eyebrows as if asking what then? ‘ or, heaven forbid, you actually die and i’m stuck with you forever! ’

[walkingouija-a]

❝ i diagnose you with gay. ❞

         ‘ you’re a decade or so too late there, but thanks for the second opinion. ’ head propped up against open palm, eyes lazily tracking nathan’s movements as klaus stretches out across the couch. a snort escapes him, hand falling to the arm as he shakes his head. ‘ what about you? were you diagnosed with dickhead at birth or were you older? ’ a brief upturning of lips that turns into a full blown grin accompanies words teasingly said. 

[walkingouija-a]

❛ these are like XXXL shirt and jacket with spongebob squarepants pajama bottoms. ❜

SENTENCE MEME  ⟶  john mulaney starters. | no longer accepting.

            ‘ that sounds like the most atrocious thing i could possibly imagine . . . do you actually own that? ’ klaus throws a curious glance his way, brow furrowing as he looks from the small pile of clothes near nathan’s makeshift bed and back to nathan. 

[dangerskid-a-blog]

♡♡♡ ! ! ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

YOU  ABSOLUTE  BEAN  ILY  !!!   We  gotta  interact  more  tbh ~

@asboed   ///   LOVE   ON   ME

[invigilante-blog]

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞

  — he ponders for a moment. ‘ wouldn’t that … DEFEAT the purpose of the trip ? ‘ he asks, tone LILTING in inquiry. ‘ i – i mean, why sleep with her if you’re only going to kill her after ? ‘