#aseriousshove

[jackfromthegrave]

[into a megaphone] please take ten steps away from the siren or I’m gonna start hurling rocks

this is a hate crime against single dilfs 

[rhysinpieces]

ooh mr strongfork~ show me your collection of unbreakable cutlery~

Oh my god, for the last time, they’re not unbreakable, and it’s not a collection it’s just my--my cutlery I use. To like, eat things.

Stop “looting” them, they’re not even worth anything...

[starslung]

well the years start glowin’ up and they don’t stop glowin’ up --

[cazxdor]

debating ... 

[blightedpheonix-blog]

( aseriousshove | startercall )

❛ Don’t even think about it. ❜ Just because Maya was meditating, with her eyes closed and back to everything, didn’t mean she couldn’t hear the footfalls creeping up behind her. ❛ You’re not exactly a shadow. ❜   

[jackfromthegrave]

😒 then perish 😒

[starslung]

i had SUCH a good day with @aseriousshove i’m so blessed we got to see each other again i truly cannot remember the last time i spent an entire day experiencing so much joy and i can’t fuking WAIT to do it again

[opflynt]

“ you, sir, are almost certainly going to regret this. “ 

  –  tftbl starters // accepting !

    “ Aye, y’ probably right there, lass. ”  He grins, the infamous clone shimmering to life beside him. He regrets a lot of things. Things he didn’t do, things he didn’t say. But, having a little fun was never one of them. Zane gestures to the digistruct with a thumb.  “ But look a’ this handsome fella, trust me lass, this is goin’ t’ be FANTASTIC. ”