you, stop.

Through meditation, I see everything: eternity, the whole of existence... aaand right now, it is boring the hell out of me.

[roartowrecks]

im very busy and MIA lately but @lewnixoned and i finally found time to finish our gaige/maya playthrough and look cute as hell doing so and it brought me back from the dead

[blightedpheonix-blog]

( smxkingunmetal. )

an amused smirk pulls at the corner of v’s mouth, her hands resting on her hips above the her hip holsters. the bandit had seen this other woman, this siren with the crimson raiders— this made her dangerous, after all. “ya. i s’pose you’re right. why fix shit when it’s funnier to break it.”

dark eyes glisten as her body weight shift, hip popping as a chunk of dirt crumbles under her boot. “you’re a far ways away from that nice, quite city, raider.”

That was unexpected, Maya hadn’t known many people  to drop the subject so easily. Not that it wasn’t welcome, given the circumstances. At this point, she prefers thinly veiled threats over being put on any kind of pedestal.  ❛ Very perceptive of you. ❜ In response, she crosses her  arms over her chest. Showcasing not only the tattoos  that mark her, but also the muscles built up over years of training.  ❛ Though I am at a slight disadvantage.  I can’t say I know of you? ❜

[lets-go-be-heroes]

Borderlands Character Aesthetics –>

• Maya the Siren •

[blightedpheonix-blog]

( cybernetiked. || startercall ) 

❛ This is literally the third bandit fight I’ve broken up in the past week. Where the hell do you people even get them from? ❜ To be honest, she’s not even that mad. Just confused, a little impressed and just a tiny little bit annoyed.

[littlelovelymemes]

✰   —  —  —  BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  strap in ‘cause this one is rough.  ’ ‘  it’s– it’s yucky.  ’ ‘  i’m aware of some details of this and it’s– it’s yucky.  ’ ‘  i’m not a gambling man, but i don’t really like those odds.  ’ ‘  we could conceivably run into this guy taking a dump in the woods or something.  ’ ‘  are you fucking out of your mind?  ’ ‘  i’m starting to think you want to die.  ’ ‘  you turned a corner on that one pretty quick.  ’ ‘  oh my god, it’s fucking horrifying.  ’ ‘  there’s an elk, though. there’s a deer over there.  ’ ‘  here’s the remains and rubble of one of the greatest unsolved mysteries of all time and you’re looking at the fucking deer in the forrest.  ’ ‘  maybe they were in there telling ghost stories.  ’ ‘  that’s not what pillow talk is, i don’t think.  ’ ‘  pillow talk could either mean something you do after sex or it could mean what’s like sleepover talk.  ’ ‘  do you tell ghost stories after sex?  ’ ‘  all very effective for– for murder.  ’ ‘  they stabbed him so hard that the knife bent.  ’ ‘  you would think that there’d be at least one witness.  ’ ‘  you see someone running through the forrest covered in blood, you’re probably not gonna bat an eye.  ’ ‘  that’s not how the forrest works.  ’ ‘  excuse me, sir. why are you covered in blood?  ’ ‘  i’m glad to know that you would be the worst crime scene witness of all time.  ’ ‘  oh, you were phrasing it in a dramatic way.  ’ ‘  what is it about killers– that they want to be caught so badly… or like they want to get as close to being caught without being caught?  ’ ‘  i can’t put my mind into the mind of a criminal.  ’ ‘  i can put my mind into the mind of a criminal.  ’ ‘  some of them must be friends, others would like to plunge knives into each other.  ’ ‘  i can imagine one friend of yours murdering you.  ’ ‘  i’m pretty sure there was a coverup by the police department.  ’ ‘  70′s and 80′s police were always just like, ‘oh, you murdered someone? you got forty bucks?’  ’ ‘  great! what else do you want?! i murdered people for you! and now… what?  ’ ‘  oh, so i’m the psycho cause i murdered for you!?  ’ ‘  what, the police were just writing fan fiction?  ’ ‘  this is just baffling to me.  ’ ‘  i guess that’s their job, but can you imagine how much goddamn paperwork is involved in that? so much!  ’ ‘  i’m pretty sure we’re being watched, so i kind of wanna leave, to be honest.  ’ ‘  i’ve had enough of this place and i haven’t even been here that long. i hate this place.  ’ ‘  this boogeyman is very thorough.  ’ ‘  i guess we’re lucky he got lazy.  ’ ‘  the greatest safety precautions of our time are written in blood.  ’ ‘  i think they’re tired of this ongoing saga that never ends.  ’ ‘  you know, i actually disagree with that last sentiment.  ’ ‘  this is like straight-up end of days shit going on.  ’ ‘  this could’ve been the beginning of the zombie apocalypse, in my mind.  ’ ‘  i’ve daydreamed about having an amazing bunker that has satellite tv.   ’ ‘  ‘bad advil’ sounds like a shitty indie band.  ’ ‘  the wild west was the 80′s.  ’ ‘  in the 80′s you could walk in a store, pocket a soda, punch a guy in the face, and then be like ‘see ya later. fuck you!’ cops wouldn’t get to your door for weeks.  ’ ‘  he had books that were just titled ‘how to crime’? if he had a book called ‘how to crime’ then there’s your guy.  ’ ‘  oh, yeah… nah, i’m good. eh, bit of a reach.  ’ ‘  some old lady in florida bought the unabomber’s typewriter?  ’ ‘  maybe this guy was really in the dog house and was just desperate for any kind of turn of affection from her so he thought, ‘i know that i’ll do! i’ll write the fbi!’  ’ ‘  no, i didn’t– what, is there anything to suggest that i would chase my mom with an axe?  ’ ‘  i think you wear a mask sometimes.  ’ ‘  maybe you should keep digging and see what happens.  ’ ‘  these are two messed up weirdos who have found each other and it’s almost a shockingly beautiful love story.  ’ ‘  i don’t get it. i just wanna talk about my work and everyone just keeps seeming to bring up all my past of all the shitty stuff i’ve done.  ’ ‘  ugh, this guy’s gross.  ’ ‘  it must’ve been fun to be a criminal in the 80′s.  ’ ‘  everything before the 80′s – just lawless.  ’ ‘  get your sunglasses ready because this one is packed full of bright stars.  ’ ‘  i’m good to go. i’m always ready, baby!  ’ ‘  it came true so she was actually warranted in all these fears.  ’ ‘  this would be like if you were eaten by a shark.  ’ ‘  i thought for a second we were talking about things that are actually scary.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna let this slide because i know you’re just trying to get a rise out of me.  ’ ‘  does that man have a magical penis or something?  ’ ‘  you think the only reason someone would go back to someone is because they have a magical penis?  ’ ‘  i feel like divorce is probably a lot of work.  ’ ‘  do you not know how love works?  ’ ‘  maybe i don’t know how love works.  ’ ‘  i have a hard time imagining someone going gaga over christopher walken.  ’ ‘  i bet when you get in a room with christopher walken, he commands the space.  ’ ‘  i brought some cocktail weenies.  ’ ‘  one of my greatest fears is that someone will trick me into doing heroin.  ’ ‘  that’s the dumbest fear i’ve ever heard in my life.  ’ ‘  how many situations can you be in that would put you up to that potential danger?  ’ ‘  how many parties are you going to where heroin’s involved? it seems like a lot.  ’ ‘  it’s the fear that someone would come up to me on the street and put heroin in me and then i’m hooked forever.  ’ ‘  here’s what must’ve happened… these forty things, in succession.  ’ ‘  what are you trying to do, fuck my wife?  ’ ‘  why would he make this up?  ’ ‘  he– he was just trying to fuck someones wife.  ’ ‘  i can’t imagine murdering someone even when drunk.  ’ ‘  when you drink you can imagine murdering someone?!  ’ ‘  i ate a pumpkin once when i was drunk… i just took a bite out of a pumpkin.  ’ ‘  that’s a rational fear!  ’ ‘  that is not a rational fear!  ’ ‘  these are the musings of a paranoid man.  ’

[spiiryn]

do you ever regret

[shotgunaxecombo]

PSA // I AM A LOW-MAINTENANCE RP PARTNER

what exactly does a low-maintenance rp partner mean? well… it means that I will never rush you for a reply ( ic or ooc ), meme or ask answer, or pretty much anything! take all the time you need, it really doesn’t matter to me. this isn’t a race, this is something that is done for fun! so, don’t feel obligated to do something or even be online, if you don’t want to. it doesn’t matter how long or fast it takes you to respond to me, if you’re my person, you’re my person. and if you go on hiatus, i’ll stick with you through it so when you come back it’s like nothing ever happened. never feel obligated to explain to me why it takes so long, i get it we all have other things we’re doing. some of us work full-time, some of us are in school full-time, some of us run multiple blogs and some of us just can’t find the will or motivation to write for a couple days on end… I never want you to feel pressured to interact/talk/associate with me. so, do what you need for yourself and just know i’ll be here in the background rooting for you!

[blightedpheonix-blog]

( aseriousshove. )

                     In an instant, she freezes, hand only a few inches above the siren’s shoulder. Startled, Deathtrap starts to digistruct on her left side. Whoops. “Sorry.” Gaige whispers, like she hasn’t already disturbed whatever state of zen Maya was in. “No touching, during meditation. Got it. Noted.”

Well, that was actually unexpected. Her eyes opened and she  shifted her neck to first peer at the robot floating next to Gaige,  then to actually look up at the mechromancer.  ❛ Ideally, yes. But there has already been a bit of a disturbance so what did you need? ❜

[blightedpheonix-blog]

( glcryhound. )

     He should’ve known better than to ask for aid from someone he had tried to kill. He should’ve went elsewhere and yet, he couldn’t help but try and ask, see what kind of a rise he could get out of her for being asked such a ludicrous question.       The fact that she took the bait at all was a miracle in itself – one that he didn’t intend to squander.

      “Yeah. Seems only fair!” Clearing his throat, Jack composed himself before launching into an elaboration, one that was difficult to parse the truth from the lies intricately weaved. “As ever, it’s a bandit problem, right? Damn pricks surrounded one of Hyperion’s moonshot drops after a miscalculation sent the cargo elsewhere. Could ya do me a solid and check out what’s left of it after the bandits got to it if I give you the coordinates? That’d be real swell.”

At this point, Maya isn’t really that surprised that it’s  a bandit problem. Jack could see his own reflection  in a dim room and the man would scream bandit. An  eyebrow would raise as she mostly listened to what he had to say. After she heard moonshot and cargo,  Maya already had an idea of what to do instead of  returning anything to Hyperion.  ❛ So, you’re telling me that someone on your end messed up? Honestly, I’m not seeing a reason to help you. Aside from doing you a ‘ahem’ solid. ❜ Whatever that meant. It couldn’t hurt to get some of the information around the mysterious cargo. It might give her a better idea where about to deliver it. Certainly the Crimson Raiders could use some extra supplies  but she’d have to double check with the others in case they had some idea’s of their own. 

[borderlandsmasterlist]

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[blightedpheonix-blog]

( bloodybluecap. )

Clementine smiled at the siren, her attitude was a pleasant change to t- he usual reception of the unmerciful plains ( you should expect nothing e -lse on Pandora ), even in a small m -oment of affability… she could alm- ost forget that this women probably hunted down people like h e r daily. That thought wiped the smile from her face for a brief moment before averted her gaze away, reaching up to adjust t- he hat on her head by the brim ( totally not awkwardly ).

              ❝ –Isn’t there more of you? ❞

She asked curiously, changing the sub -ject for her own sake and glanced back up at Maya.

         ❝ Like a team, or something? ❞

Continuing to keep at the same pace, Maya kept her  eyes on the horizon. Mostly. Every so often she would glance down at her companion, making sure she can keep up. At the question, she gave a quick nod.  ❛ You mean the other Vault Hunters? Yeah, there’s a  few of us back at Sanctuary. ❜ It also depended on  the time really and what was going on. Sometimes all of them can be found at different points around  and other times Sanctuary can be completely devoid of any of them.  ❛ Unless you mean sirens, then there’s only me and Lilith at the moment. ❜ There was definitely a lot less of them around the place. Unfortunately and there was only so many questions she could ask before  hitting nothing but dead ends.  Maya gave a shrug, there weren’t any other things  she could think of that would also answer the question posed. Peering down once more, she watched the  girls face to see if there was anything else she could help with. 

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[chemicalerinyes]

azazalia:

Just doodling again

+speedpaint

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[phazn]

[blightedpheonix-blog]

( smxkingunmetal. )

“somewhere another pretty vein just dies. i’ve got the scars from tomorrow.and i wish you could see that you’re the antidote to everything except for me, “ /// @blightedpheonix “my songs know what you did in the dark” fob

❛ Not again with this. ❜ Maya can’t help but exhale loudly through her nose in annoyance. ❛ I’m not anyone’s antidote. I can’t fix anything, it’s more my style to break it. ❜

[blightedpheonix-blog]

( continued from. )

A beat. Maya considered the question for just a  second before deciding that Jack couldn’t be she wasn’t actually being serious. She wasn’t  even going to reply to the question, letting it  hang in the air.  She couldn’t trust him as far as she could throw  him, so what ever he had to say would be taken with an entire shaker of salt. ❛ I need every single detail. Nothing left out. Then maybe, you have a deal. ❜

[cadavericcats-deactivated201802]

MAYA IS THE BEST

[blightedpheonix-blog]

❛❘ v; hyperion heroism. 

After Angel discovered the siren Maya, it became obvious that Jack needed to have another siren under  his thumb. Even though this one had no connection  to eridium, she still proved quite useful in keeping workers and scientists in order. Hired into security,  she rose through the ranks rather quickly to become the new head of security. Maya often drifts from the moon base of Helios and  various work sites on Pandora. She is always on call,  ready to go to any place she is needed.