im very busy and MIA lately but @lewnixoned and i finally found time to finish our gaige/maya playthrough and look cute as hell doing so and it brought me back from the dead

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im very busy and MIA lately but @lewnixoned and i finally found time to finish our gaige/maya playthrough and look cute as hell doing so and it brought me back from the dead
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an amused smirk pulls at the corner of vâs mouth, her hands resting on her hips above the her hip holsters. the bandit had seen this other woman, this siren with the crimson raidersâ this made her dangerous, after all. âya. i sâpose youâre right. why fix shit when itâs funnier to break it.â
dark eyes glisten as her body weight shift, hip popping as a chunk of dirt crumbles under her boot. âyouâre a far ways away from that nice, quite city, raider.â
That was unexpected, Maya hadnât known many people to drop the subject so easily. Not that it wasnât welcome, given the circumstances. At this point, she prefers thinly veiled threats over being put on any kind of pedestal. â Very perceptive of you. â In response, she crosses her arms over her chest. Showcasing not only the tattoos that mark her, but also the muscles built up over years of training. â Though I am at a slight disadvantage. I canât say I know of you? â
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âą Maya the Siren âą
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â This is literally the third bandit fight Iâve broken up in the past week. Where the hell do you people even get them from? â To be honest, sheâs not even that mad. Just confused, a little impressed and just a tiny little bit annoyed.
â° Â â Â â Â â Â BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS
â  strap in âcause this one is rough.  â â  itâsâ itâs yucky.  â â  iâm aware of some details of this and itâsâ itâs yucky.  â â  iâm not a gambling man, but i donât really like those odds.  â â  we could conceivably run into this guy taking a dump in the woods or something.  â â  are you fucking out of your mind?  â â  iâm starting to think you want to die.  â â  you turned a corner on that one pretty quick.  â â  oh my god, itâs fucking horrifying.  â â  thereâs an elk, though. thereâs a deer over there.  â â  hereâs the remains and rubble of one of the greatest unsolved mysteries of all time and youâre looking at the fucking deer in the forrest.  â â  maybe they were in there telling ghost stories.  â â  thatâs not what pillow talk is, i donât think.  â â  pillow talk could either mean something you do after sex or it could mean whatâs like sleepover talk.  â â  do you tell ghost stories after sex?  â â  all very effective forâ for murder.  â â  they stabbed him so hard that the knife bent.  â â  you would think that thereâd be at least one witness.  â â  you see someone running through the forrest covered in blood, youâre probably not gonna bat an eye.  â â  thatâs not how the forrest works.  â â  excuse me, sir. why are you covered in blood?  â â  iâm glad to know that you would be the worst crime scene witness of all time.  â â  oh, you were phrasing it in a dramatic way.  â â  what is it about killersâ that they want to be caught so badly⊠or like they want to get as close to being caught without being caught?  â â  i canât put my mind into the mind of a criminal.  â â  i can put my mind into the mind of a criminal.  â â  some of them must be friends, others would like to plunge knives into each other.  â â  i can imagine one friend of yours murdering you.  â â  iâm pretty sure there was a coverup by the police department.  â â  70âČs and 80âČs police were always just like, âoh, you murdered someone? you got forty bucks?â  â â  great! what else do you want?! i murdered people for you! and now⊠what?  â â  oh, so iâm the psycho cause i murdered for you!?  â â  what, the police were just writing fan fiction?  â â  this is just baffling to me.  â â  i guess thatâs their job, but can you imagine how much goddamn paperwork is involved in that? so much!  â â  iâm pretty sure weâre being watched, so i kind of wanna leave, to be honest.  â â  iâve had enough of this place and i havenât even been here that long. i hate this place.  â â  this boogeyman is very thorough.  â â  i guess weâre lucky he got lazy.  â â  the greatest safety precautions of our time are written in blood.  â â  i think theyâre tired of this ongoing saga that never ends.  â â  you know, i actually disagree with that last sentiment.  â â  this is like straight-up end of days shit going on.  â â  this couldâve been the beginning of the zombie apocalypse, in my mind.  â â  iâve daydreamed about having an amazing bunker that has satellite tv.  â â  âbad advilâ sounds like a shitty indie band.  â â  the wild west was the 80âČs.  â â  in the 80âČs you could walk in a store, pocket a soda, punch a guy in the face, and then be like âsee ya later. fuck you!â cops wouldnât get to your door for weeks.  â â  he had books that were just titled âhow to crimeâ? if he had a book called âhow to crimeâ then thereâs your guy.  â â  oh, yeah⊠nah, iâm good. eh, bit of a reach.  â â  some old lady in florida bought the unabomberâs typewriter?  â â  maybe this guy was really in the dog house and was just desperate for any kind of turn of affection from her so he thought, âi know that iâll do! iâll write the fbi!â  â â  no, i didnâtâ what, is there anything to suggest that i would chase my mom with an axe?  â â  i think you wear a mask sometimes.  â â  maybe you should keep digging and see what happens.  â â  these are two messed up weirdos who have found each other and itâs almost a shockingly beautiful love story.  â â  i donât get it. i just wanna talk about my work and everyone just keeps seeming to bring up all my past of all the shitty stuff iâve done.  â â  ugh, this guyâs gross.  â â  it mustâve been fun to be a criminal in the 80âČs.  â â  everything before the 80âČs â just lawless.  â â  get your sunglasses ready because this one is packed full of bright stars.  â â  iâm good to go. iâm always ready, baby!  â â  it came true so she was actually warranted in all these fears.  â â  this would be like if you were eaten by a shark.  â â  i thought for a second we were talking about things that are actually scary.  â â  iâm gonna let this slide because i know youâre just trying to get a rise out of me.  â â  does that man have a magical penis or something?  â â  you think the only reason someone would go back to someone is because they have a magical penis?  â â  i feel like divorce is probably a lot of work.  â â  do you not know how love works?  â â  maybe i donât know how love works.  â â  i have a hard time imagining someone going gaga over christopher walken.  â â  i bet when you get in a room with christopher walken, he commands the space.  â â  i brought some cocktail weenies.  â â  one of my greatest fears is that someone will trick me into doing heroin.  â â  thatâs the dumbest fear iâve ever heard in my life.  â â  how many situations can you be in that would put you up to that potential danger?  â â  how many parties are you going to where heroinâs involved? it seems like a lot.  â â  itâs the fear that someone would come up to me on the street and put heroin in me and then iâm hooked forever.  â â  hereâs what mustâve happened⊠these forty things, in succession.  â â  what are you trying to do, fuck my wife?  â â  why would he make this up?  â â  heâ he was just trying to fuck someones wife.  â â  i canât imagine murdering someone even when drunk.  â â  when you drink you can imagine murdering someone?!  â â  i ate a pumpkin once when i was drunk⊠i just took a bite out of a pumpkin.  â â  thatâs a rational fear!  â â  that is not a rational fear!  â â  these are the musings of a paranoid man.  â
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           In an instant, she freezes, hand only a few inches above the sirenâs shoulder. Startled, Deathtrap starts to digistruct on her left side. Whoops. âSorry.â Gaige whispers, like she hasnât already disturbed whatever state of zen Maya was in. âNo touching, during meditation. Got it. Noted.â
Well, that was actually unexpected. Her eyes opened and she shifted her neck to first peer at the robot floating next to Gaige, then to actually look up at the mechromancer. â Ideally, yes. But there has already been a bit of a disturbance so what did you need? â
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   He shouldâve known better than to ask for aid from someone he had tried to kill. He shouldâve went elsewhere and yet, he couldnât help but try and ask, see what kind of a rise he could get out of her for being asked such a ludicrous question.    The fact that she took the bait at all was a miracle in itself â one that he didnât intend to squander.
    âYeah. Seems only fair!â Clearing his throat, Jack composed himself before launching into an elaboration, one that was difficult to parse the truth from the lies intricately weaved. âAs ever, itâs a bandit problem, right? Damn pricks surrounded one of Hyperionâs moonshot drops after a miscalculation sent the cargo elsewhere. Could ya do me a solid and check out whatâs left of it after the bandits got to it if I give you the coordinates? Thatâd be real swell.â
At this point, Maya isnât really that surprised that itâs a bandit problem. Jack could see his own reflection in a dim room and the man would scream bandit. An eyebrow would raise as she mostly listened to what he had to say. After she heard moonshot and cargo, Maya already had an idea of what to do instead of returning anything to Hyperion. â So, youâre telling me that someone on your end messed up? Honestly, Iâm not seeing a reason to help you. Aside from doing you a âahemâ solid. â Whatever that meant. It couldnât hurt to get some of the information around the mysterious cargo. It might give her a better idea where about to deliver it. Certainly the Crimson Raiders could use some extra supplies but sheâd have to double check with the others in case they had some ideaâs of their own.Â
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Clementine smiled at the siren, her attitude was a pleasant change to t- he usual reception of the unmerciful plains ( you should expect nothing e -lse on Pandora ), even in a small m -oment of affability⊠she could alm- ost forget that this women probably hunted down people like h e r daily. That thought wiped the smile from her face for a brief moment before averted her gaze away, reaching up to adjust t- he hat on her head by the brim ( totally not awkwardly ).
        â âIsnât there more of you? â
She asked curiously, changing the sub -ject for her own sake and glanced back up at Maya.
     â Like a team, or something? â
Continuing to keep at the same pace, Maya kept her eyes on the horizon. Mostly. Every so often she would glance down at her companion, making sure she can keep up. At the question, she gave a quick nod. â You mean the other Vault Hunters? Yeah, thereâs a few of us back at Sanctuary. â It also depended on the time really and what was going on. Sometimes all of them can be found at different points around and other times Sanctuary can be completely devoid of any of them. â Unless you mean sirens, then thereâs only me and Lilith at the moment. â There was definitely a lot less of them around the place. Unfortunately and there was only so many questions she could ask before hitting nothing but dead ends. Maya gave a shrug, there werenât any other things she could think of that would also answer the question posed. Peering down once more, she watched the girls face to see if there was anything else she could help with.Â
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âsomewhere another pretty vein just dies. iâve got the scars from tomorrow.and i wish you could see that youâre the antidote to everything except for me, â /// @blightedpheonix âmy songs know what you did in the darkâ fob
â Not again with this. â Maya canât help but exhale loudly through her nose in annoyance. â Iâm not anyoneâs antidote. I canât fix anything, itâs more my style to break it. â
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A beat. Maya considered the question for just a second before deciding that Jack couldnât be she wasnât actually being serious. She wasnât even going to reply to the question, letting it hang in the air. She couldnât trust him as far as she could throw him, so what ever he had to say would be taken with an entire shaker of salt. â I need every single detail. Nothing left out. Then maybe, you have a deal. â
MAYA IS THE BEST
ââ v; hyperion heroism.Â
After Angel discovered the siren Maya, it became obvious that Jack needed to have another siren under  his thumb. Even though this one had no connection  to eridium, she still proved quite useful in keeping workers and scientists in order. Hired into security, she rose through the ranks rather quickly to become the new head of security. Maya often drifts from the moon base of Helios and various work sites on Pandora. She is always on call, ready to go to any place she is needed.Â