#ashdeathqueen

[wolfythewitch]

Bas looks like someone the younger kids would at first be like “oh woah he’s big and scary and strong” but like, at the same time they’re like “I wanna be like them when I’m older”.

And then when they meet him and see that they’re very kind and a softie the kids absolutely adore him.

In this essay I will-

I MEAN BASICALLY IM NGL

[angy-mouse]

Mouse please I’ve already got a shit ton of kinks please don’t make me get a food cum kink too, please. /j

sorry ashbae uuuuh *checks list* I can pencil you in for stepcest with a mild case of dumbification instead but I do have here in my notes that you'd love for the dream team to make you their personal cum dumpster, only feeding you foods made with their cum and spit-

Sorry not sorry for the soul read :p

[angy-mouse]

Don’t worry Mouse, I thought it was spelled queque - Ash

That sounds like a stereotype Mexican villian from a shitty nickelodeon show that would air at the 10am slot so no kids actually watched it

"You may have foiled my plans this time, but El QueQue will have his revenge!!"

[angy-mouse]

What's the weirdest thing you've looked up fanfiction for Mouse, huh??? Huh???

well the reason i asked the question was bc i watched emperors new groove and that reminded me of the time i went thru fanfiction.net's entire archive for kuzco x oc fics multiple times (and i regret nothing that face and david spade's voice? 15-16 year old me was quaking) like thats what i meant by weird like not kinkshaming but 'why does ff exist for this and why am i reading it' vibes

also lots of transformers fics, mostly rescue bots bc thats the one i watched religiously and heatwave fit my 'gruff asshole with a soft heart' thing that i like. and bumbleebee because... idk i just liked bumblebee still do hes cute and funny

looking at my favorites on ff.net theres also randy cunningham 9th grade ninja, miraculous ladybug, both shows i didnt watch at the time but i thought randy and adrien were cute (im watching ml now and hes still a cutie pie) but i dont think thats too weird i was like 16 i feel thats pretty normal

and then ofc the kinky shit that i will never admit on this account

[angy-mouse]

No, I meant like. You know how in Baby’s Day Reader got mad at Sap and “punished” him? What if George does something that pisses Reader off so she “punishes” him (nsfw), and Dream and Sapnap try not to make fun of George? (Sorry if my past ask didn’t make sense)

I feel like I'm the stupid one here but... babe that's nsfw dream team

[angy-mouse]

Mouse i haven’t found SHIT about Corpse nor Emma’s boundaries. I only found that Corpse tweeted he doesn’t like it when fans wait at his P.O. box 😞

that would be helpful if you had any kind of evidence, anonymouse. No offense, but I don't exactly take a random person on the internet's word as law.

[angy-mouse]

Here, I made that one meme you wanted instead of paying attention to my algebra teacher lmao

ash once again coming in with the clutch <3

[angy-mouse]

I still can’t think straight, but here, have some cheese as an apology: