#asherbennett

[darksecrets-alexxis]

TEXT || ASHER

Alexxis: ASHER PHILEMON BENNETT!!!

Alexxis: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

Alexxis: I FOUND OUT YOU ARE DOING THINGS WITHOUT ME KNOWING BY INSTAGRAM?!

[darksecrets-alexxis]

@asherbennett:  Naaaah, you totally don’t.

Shut up you asshole! But you know I  love you!!!

[elliottwood-darksecret]

i trusted you!

I'm sorry! I don't know what happened

[charlottepierce]

“Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I’m sorry.“ (Asher)

Charlotte laughed and looked up at the sky at what a patron had called a UFO. She looked over at Asher with a slightly raised brow, “If you eat me and I end up coming back to life you’re so dead.”

@asherbennett

[meadowxlaurent]

“I can’t believe you think I’ve got a thing for her.” (Asher)

"Oh sure, its all in my head. It has absolutely nothing at all to do with the way you act every time you're around her."

[meadowxlaurent]

“You’ll need a tinfoil hat to hold in all your thoughts.” (Asher)

"You make me sound totally fruit loops. Just because I grew up in a non-traditional family doesn't mean I think fluoride in our tap water is the government's attempt to control our minds and libidos."

[rikki-laurent]

"i didn’t mean to tell , it was an accident. "

“You accidentally told someone we slept together? How do you accidentally tell someone you’ve been fucking someone else, Asher? Please, tell me how that comes up in conversation.” 

[rikki-laurent]

and i asked you and you lied to me, swore blind you didn’t.

“I swear to fucking Christ, Asher, I did not take your fucking candy.”