PM: Hello Jax. There is no way I can do this without being as awkward as a giraffe mud wrestling so I figure I might as well just embrace it. I just learned about this formal dance thing. I'm wondering if you'd be interested in going with me.
PM: I think you did fine, Sir. No awkward muddy giraffes in that method, although that’s an image that I can’t seem to get out of my head now... Anyway, I would definitely be interested in going to the dance with you. I mean, I’m not at all interested in going to the dance, I wish we didn’t have to, but since it’s mandatory and all, I’d rather be there with you.

















