#ashie rambles

[girlashfur]

new tumblr game. put in the tags a GENUINE flaw your fav(s) has. cant be something like "too kind" or "loves too much" like something genuinely bad messed up morally wrong they are or have done

[arigoldz]

guys this may be kind of crazy but intellectual propertys first bday is this month

[killmenowplaese]

Can I kms now?

Have you had enough of me yet?

I know I have.

Please I don’t deserve you..

Why, why do you put in the effort..

The effort to love someone like me.

I’m a monster...

But.. you still say you love me..

Every god danm night.

And I don’t know why.

But it made me feel..special.

That’s something I haven’t felt in a long.

Long time.

So thank you..

And please know that I love you too..

Now and forever kitten.

[girlashfur]

my dealer : got you some straight gas here ⛽🔥😜 this new strain is called "into the wild". you'll be zonked out of your gourd

me : yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 minutes later : dude i swear i just saw a kittypet near the border

my buddy : [pacing around the camp] tigerclaw is lying to us

[girlashfur]

reblog if reading Warrior Cat led you down the trans pipeline

[girlashfur]

somebody make a scourge design based on this stupid fucking cat i found. please

[girlashfur]

fuck it. warriors ask game except the questions are all weird and niche as hell

👴 : fav elder?

❓️ : fav total background character (im not talking minor characters like say. whitewing or moonlight, i mean cats with like...3 lines tops)

📖 : fav comic page from any of the mangas and why

👶 : how old were you when you first touched a warriors book? howd it happen

💢 : what scene made you the most irrationally angry upon first reading

💧 : how many times have you cried over this wretched book series? any favorite memories

💋 : is there any ships out there you absolutely hate for genuinely no good reason at all. like its not problematic in the slightest, if anything it's one of the better ones, you just cannot bring yourself to enjoy it

🐾 : have you ever named a cat after a warriors character OR given a cat a warriors styled name? if so, tell us the story

1️⃣ : was warriors your first animal based fantasy series? if not, what series was?

👑 : when roleplaying (if you ever have roleplayed warrior cats), did you used to power play? be honest.

🗺 : first map you ever watched?

🖼 : first amv/pmv you ever watched?

🖌 : when did you make your first warriors oc? (if you say you've never had OCs, i dont believe you)

📝 : if commanded to, without warning, approximately how many paragraphs could you write about your favorite warrior cat before you ran out of things to say

💔 : have you ever lost friends over warriors related topics?

🌈 : what's the most 2010s wcforum era esque fandom opinion you still hold onto and will fight people over (things like scourges collar color, dovewings eye color, etc)

🆕️ : are you still up to date / reading the new books? if not, when did you stop?

📱 : were you ever on warriors amino? (if you were, i'm terribly sorry)

🏠 : about how much do your family know about warrior cats, if anything?

🎶 : give me a song you're surprised you haven't seen turned into a warriors pmv yet - and what character(s) you imagine it to

🎥 : fav warriors related youtuber?

❎️ : what's the weirdest crossover au involving warrior cats that you've made? (if you haven't made any, then what's the weirdest one you've seen?)

🗳 : if you could make any cat leader of any clan right now, who would you pick?

🌟 : would you hypothetically go to starclan or the dark forest?

🤔 : what's the biggest series plothole that's bugged you?

😱 : how many people have you blocked over innocuous, not at all important warriors related takes?

☯️ : what dynamic between two cats has got you up at night pacing for hours? (romantic, platonic, familial, etc)

🌫 : what's a cat you genuinely forgot existed until recently?

[girlashfur]

Congratulations, you've been forcibly turned into a Warrior Cat! What role do you take in the series

Normal background character warrior

Normal background warrior but dies for dramatic effect

Evil deputy / leader

Medicine cat by choice

Medicine cat not by choice (bc disabled / mentally ill / etc)

Dies as a kit or apprentice doing something dumb

Good deputy but also dies for dramatic effect

"Morally grey" warrior (you either killed somebody or were mean to someone once)

Elder who only exists to tell stories

Queen who has kits and gets their entire personality reduced to just "mother"

"I get to be a good leader cuz I'm cool and awesome and strong and perfect and-"

"Is there an option to kill myself?" (This is it)

Voting ended onFeb 23, 2024