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[gordonradiotv]

..what's the worst dad joke you have.

I have a pencil that was owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed on it a lot

I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B

[epitheterasedgen]

..Every snack Howie has made that is basically just various metals?

See, here’s the thing,, Howie doesn’t,,, make the ~Honey’d Snacks~,,, 

we know in CANON that he goes into town to “GET” some for his worker bees, which means that CANONICALLY, somebody in the EE world is making and selling these confectionery treats, and apparently they’re a popular enough item to keep on the store shelves

[jpinesart]

extend it. yes, i, your friend, was the anon.

DSFHKSJHFKJSDF THANK YOU SO MUCH

MORE FRENREY HCS TIME: FLUFF EDITION.

LETS GO BOYS:

Benrey is like a cat. Fluffy and always demanding attention. Sometimes during Gordon’s streams Benrey will just. Come into the room and sit in Gordon’s lap, letting Gordon put his head on his chin and wrap his arms around him so he can still play the game. Gordon acted a little annoyed with it at first but eventually began to just let it happen and has become kinda fond of it.

Sometimes when this happens he’ll just give Benrey little pecks on the cheek and they’ll have casual conversation about literally whatever during the stream. The chat thinks it’s fucking adorable

Also every time they kiss the chat spams poggers because thats fucking HILARIOUS

Gordon and Benrey both have really long and fluffy hair! Joshua likes to put a buncha tacky hairclips n stuff in his dads’ hair and you better BELIEVE they both play with each others hair sometimes

Fuck it. Benrey purrs. Gordon bullies him for this

Gordon is taller than Benrey, like WAY taller. Benrey can choose to change his height, he’s a shapeshifter after all, but his default his just being an Absolute Manlet. Gordon completely forgets this and will sometimes stand on the tip of his toes so Benrey can’t kiss him because what is love if not teasing ur boyfriend all the time only to suddenly be eye-to-eye with Benrey and SMOOCHED

They had SOME sweet moments back in Black Mesa. Sometimes Gordon got panicky and Benrey would calm him down with the Black Mesa Sweet Voice(tm) only to brush it off as him trying to mess with Gordon

Gordon has a prosthetic hand and any time Benrey says “Give me a hand here” Gordon will take it off and hand it to him. If Gordon makes one more dad joke Benrey is going to kill him.

Benrey likes making music, mostly bc of the sweet voice thing. He’s really good at making up little songs and sometimes he’ll make up lullabies for Joshua. Sometimes they’re a LITTLE disturbing “ring around the rosie” esque bullshit about aliens and what they ran into at Black Mesa but it’s fine

The first time Joshua calls Benrey “dad” Benrey may or may not burst into tears. Just a little bit.

Benrey and Gordon just have these little sessions where they infodump to each other about absolute bullshit that they’re hyperfocusing on (ADHD rights everybody) and it’s a good time for everyone involved. Gordon can tell you every single piece of lore of Heavenly Sword because of this and Benrey can and will give a TED Talk on Theoretical Physics bc of this

Going back to Benrey being short, Gordon has a certain affection for giving Benrey kisses on the forehead. This MAY OR MAY NOT be 90% of the reason why Benrey chooses to stay short when he could easily make himself taller

[t0bey]

Easy, say fuck it and swap around deaths and kills.

as much as it would make SENSE i wanna stick to my rule of “murders/culprits of that talent are the same”. So Taka’s a killer, Mukuro’s a killer, Sayaka’s a victim, Togami’s a victim, etc. 

I think the way Toko would kill Sakura would be if she manipulated her into doing nothing, using despair diseased Hiro (the ult. musician) as a hostage.

[thrifted-ai]

..Hey, coomer, try folding yourself?

“Okay!” Coomer suddenly ragdolled, and tried to fold inwards on himself before his bones crunched uncomfortably. He immediately stopped, laying flat on the floor.

“Nevermind, that hurt like a bitch!”

[the-golden-lie]

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  You know, being a well known criminal, you’d think maybe Ramsey would have a little more tact when it came to doing stupid things on impulse. But no, no he did not. Perce was at work and he currently! Was not in prison! So his impulse control was entirely gone! 

  Which meant he was going to sit outside and sketch. No disguise, no nothin. He was just sittin on the sidewalk and takin in the sounds of Sweet Jazz, sketching out doodles of passerbys and the scenery around him. Above all else, above being a swindler, an appraiser, a convict, Ramsey was an artist. 

  It was real quickly interrupted when he was nearly tripped over by some kid with glasses and salmon coloured hair. Interesting looking guy. Less interesting when he, known criminal Ramsey Murdoch, was noticed by him. 

  “Ah...” 

[speyerboot]

FAVORITE SGT. FROG CHARACTER, GO! TAMAMA PERSONALLY!

OK YOURE GONNA THINK I’M COPYING YOU BUT TAMAMA IS ALSO MY FAVORITEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAA

[percival-queen]

(( This is to test the theory of you loving animal pictures. …that and i like sharing the animal pictures i find from reddit <:3

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{OKAY NORMALLY I’M NOT GONNA JUST TAKE RANDOM SUBMISSIONS BUT IN THIS CASE IT WAS FOR SCIENCE AND AGHASDKLFMGSDF THAT IS ADORABLE X’D}