Lionblaze: Did you hear that those two RiverClan cats broke up?
Ashfur: Er, no? I don't really listen to Gathering gossip.
Lionblaze: They both seemed so calm about it.
Ashfur: You wouldn't be "calm" about it if we broke up?
Lionblaze: Hah! Like we'd ever break up.
Ashfur: Sure, sure... but just, in theory.
Lionblaze: Well I'd never break up with you, you know that.
Ashfur: But what if I broke up with you?
Lionblaze (deathly serious): You wouldn't.
Ashfur: O-of course not, I'm just... making conversation. How do you think you'd handle it?
Lionblaze: If you broke up with me... it would be like you ripped my heart right out of my chest. I'd have to make you feel that same pain. I'd probably claw your pelt clean off, tear your heart from your chest, and leave your body for crow-food.
Lionblaze: Pff, don't look so grim, we both know that'll never happen; we're soulmates! I love you so much.
Ashur: H-heh yeah, you too. (Oh StarClan what did I create...)