#ask (bruce wayne)

[bruce-wayne-rp]

He hasn't been showing up for classes, he hasn't been answering his phone, he hasn't been home. No one knows where he is. It just seems like he's left town without telling anyone. Or worse...

Tim? If you get this message, please respond to me. 

[bruce-wayne-rp]

What are the biggest regrets you have regarding each of your sons?

Regarding all my children, I find myself regretting one thing the most. 

I should have listened to them. I could have prevented them to experience a lot of pain and anguish if I had listened more and better. If I had been a better father...

[bruce-wayne-rp]

So if you and Clark are "together," what would Lois and Selina have to say? Or are all of you in an open relationship or some other arrangement? And what does Talia have to say about all this?

I do believe Selina and Lois get along quite well. As for Talia, I have not spoken to her for a while. 

// this blog is multi ship so all the ships apply in their own thread/reply; it’s all one big multi universe of ships

[bruce-wayne-rp]

💬 None of Bruce Wayne's kids are straight.

That might actually be true? I know for certain that Dick and Jason aren’t straight. Tim has never told me, nor has Damian. Cass just smiles whenever the subject comes up. 

[bruce-wayne-rp]

What did you think when you first found out each of your children was sexually active? Did you go full dad mode? Any shovel talks?

I answered a similar question earlier, but...I am in no position to judge them, either of them, past of future, about their choices. All I can do is give them the right information and hope they’ll think things through. And I sincerely hope that their partners know I will stop at nothing should they hurt any of my children.

[bruce-wayne-rp]

What's the worst injury you've seen each of your kids through?

Dick had an... altercation with Two-Face in his days as Robin. Several broken bones, internal bleeding, a severe concussion... It was a trying time, for the both of us. I was terrified that I was going to lose him. Dick had gotten hurt before but they were minor injuries, nothing like that. I very nearly stopped him from being Robin after that but I didn’t. He convinced me not to, in his own way. 

Most days, I wish I hadn’t listened.

Jason died in my arms. I - I was too late, but he was still breathing when I found him. Opened his eyes too... and he might have spoken, but I couldn’t hear him. His injuries... A multitude of broken bones. A collapsed lung. Internal bleeding. Multiple skull fractures. Brain hemorhrage. He must have hurt...

Tim was shot. Lower abdomen. He... He flatlined on the table in Thompkins’ clinic, whilst Leslie was operating on him. We - Alfred and myself - managed to get his heart started again after a few second. Those were some of the longest seconds of my life.

And Damian... Damian got injuried during his fight with Nobody. Several broken bones. Concussion. I - I kept seeing my other boys and I - 

Excuse me.

[illunaris-archived]

"Happy Valentine's, Batsy! I got you some flowers I planted. I bet no one's given you flowers before!"

That was sweet. He gladly accepts any flowers, as long as they don’t have anything to do with Poison Ivy. There’s a small smile on his lips as he grasps Joker’s chin between gloved fingers. “Thank you. Are you feeling romantic?” As thanks, and also, to show his own valentine’s day appreciation towards the clown, he pressed a kiss to Joker’s lips. 

@laughter-in-white

[illunaris-archived]

@artaresto​ asked: "Bruce, it's almost valentine's day! You know what that means? We should do something super sexy for it."

Contrary to popular belief, Bruce Wayne was a romantic fool and totally into the whole valentine’s day thing. Even if it too - like the majority of the other mainstream holidays - is a christian holiday, what can he say? He just likes to partake in it. And it’s not like anyone here celebrated it because they actually did their research about where it comes form.

“We should, that’s why I got you a little something.” Did Bruce go out and buy a few sets of lovely lingerie for Orodreth? Yes, he sure did. Along with some other little gifts like flowers, chocolate, a Rolex...