#ask 139

[redsargentgeneralsolly]

“ɪ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴜᴍᴇʀᴏᴜꜱ ᴀᴍᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱɪᴛᴇ ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ᴡᴀʏ…ᴜɴꜱᴇᴛᴛʟɪɴɢ. ᴘᴇʀʜᴀᴘꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴄᴏɴꜱɪᴅᴇʀ ɪɢɴᴏʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟꜱ.”

// MERASMUS IS JEALOUS

@thegreatmerasmus

HAHAHA!! I MEAN, I'D REALLY LIKE TO, BUT THEY JUST KEEP THROWING THEMSELVES AT ME!!

IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU CASTED A SPELL THAT TRANSFERRED SCOUT'S LADY ATTRACTION POWERS TO ME!!

BUT THAT WOULD NOT BE TRUE. BECAUSE SCOUT DOESN'T HAVE LADY ATTRACTION POWERS. BECAUSE SCOUT IS REALLY UNATTRACTIVE.

ANYWAYS, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME FINDING A NEW ROOMMATE, MERASMUS! I'LL BE FINE!!

[ask-firespiritcookie]

Hey Fire Spirit, do u think Strawberry Cookie is poggers. She is very pog

FS: IS SHE THAT TINY BITCH THAT HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH HER GIANT FUCKING LOLLIPOP???

Knight: FireSpirit, you can’t call her a bitch she’s, like, 12

FS: Fine. Whatever. Anyways, it wasn’t very pog that she hit me in the head… but I will admit she’s kind of pog for having the guts to hit a legendary like that…

[askmidnightspell]

Crescendo ask) What outfit did you choose ? I wanna see !! >w<

Uh...it's nothing special, really.