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You're so dirty! I wish I could wipe all that gunk off, give you a nice bath, and wrap you in a towel.

a part of me.

#the binding of isaac #tboi #isaac moriah #mewgenics #edmund mcmillen #ask 5

sorry but from the looks of it; sounds like you're attracted to spies.

WHAT?!? NO! IT DOESN'T EVEN WORK THAT WAY! RELATIONSHIPS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AMERICAN TO AMERICAN! NOT THIS HIPPIE DIPPY MIXING CRAP!

..An American and a Frenchman... NEVER WOULD HAPPEN!..DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!!

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 roleplay blog #tf2 rp blog #tf2 blog #tf2 soldier #team fortress soldier #asks #asks open #ask 5 #// you know the whole spies being sexually attractive was supposed to be one-off bit;#// but it would be hilarious to drag this all the way out to freedomfries territory #Civilian interactions

Opinion on polite spy? And have you seen him recently?

(ꞋꞌꞋꞌŏ _ ŏ) 🌼:•.

POLITE SPY IS TOO NICE. I WILL NOT EAT HIM.

POLITE SPY IS VERY NICE TO ME AND LET ME STAY IN HIS HOME WHEN IT WAS TOO COLD AND I WAS TOO HUNGRY.

HAVE NOT SEEN HIM IN VERY LONG.

HE MOVED HOMES AND FORGOT TO TELL ME.

꒦꒷🧁⋆ ˖°

#tf2 #tf2 freaks #tf2 roleplay blog #tf2 rp blog #tf2 blog #painis cupcake #asks #asks open #ask 5 #anons #friendly friend #// causally drops a reference to oomfs fanfic

Can I pat you a bit? I feel like you need some pats I can do on the shoulder or the back if you don't like on the head

uh. this is… a surprisingly considerate request.

generally speaking, physical contact between units is not part of standard vehicon protocol. most interactions involve orders and the only contact we get is being shoved into formation or thrown during a battle. so someone offering pats is… new, but nice.

that said… shoulder or back pats sound acceptable.

head pats might feel a little strange. not offensive, just unfamiliar.

so yes, I suppose you may pat me a bit. shoulder pats preferred.

thank you for asking first though that was thoughtful of you. especially considering the lousy day I've had, they're much appreciated