#ask bill

[theoneeyedbeast]

I wish to pat your head

But I'm asking first because boundaries

👍

eh fuck it go ahead, I need to work on being calm around people anyway.

[prisma-clr]

Hey Omni!Bill what’s your main cool power? That makes you different from other flying triangles?

THAT BEING SAID, I DO HAVE TO BE CAREFUL HOW MUCH I INTERFERE "NEGATIVELY" OR ELSE THAT FRILLY, PINK BASTARD WILL BE ALL OVER MY ASS AGAIN.

GOOD THING KEEPING GOOD ON MY END OF THE BARGAIN, EVEN IF IT'S NOT STRAIGHTFORWARD IS MY SPECIALTY.

[thebillfuckingcipher]

BILL! whats your favorite number of rock? and how do you feel about the universe being a baseball card?

BUT YOUR INACCURACIES ASIDE! I THINK IT'S HILARIOUS! ONE WRONG MOVE FROM DENNIS AND WE'RE ALL FUCKED!

YOU CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH AT SUCH A STUPID CONCEPT - SERIOUSLY WHO DECIDED THAT!

REGARDING YOUR ROCK NUMBER 2112.

[stills under the cut]

[dragovid-davidas-thespmnerd]

To Cipher Children: What's it like being the children of Bill Cipher; the most dangerous criminal of the multiverse?

Demonique Cipher: It feels like all my guts are about to explode. By that I am talking about all of my father's enemies hunting me and my brother down.

Bill: Come on, it's not that bad! I saved you and your brother multiple times.

Demonique: Devon lost some of his teeth!

Bill: Your brother's like nine. They'd grow back even if I hadn't already fixed them.

Demonique: You made it worst!

Bill: Worst? Or better?

Demonique: Dad... sigh... You can't fix everything with magic.

Bill: Tell me one thing I broke that I can't fix!

Demonique: His heart.

Bill: ...

Demonique: Sigh... well, you are trying to be a better father now. I can't deny that. But please, if you want Devon to forgive you, give him time. If you keep forcing him to forgive you-

Bill: Don't tell me what to do! I'm the parent here!! GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM... *cough* Please...

Demonique: But... this is my room.

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Devon: What's it like having Bill as my dad? Ah... hah hah hah... We will not discuss this.

[askpinesandcipher]

YOU’RE NEXT!

GOT A FEW IDEAS FOR YOUR NIGHTMARES TONIGHT. WOULD RUN THEM BY YOU, BUT IT’S MORE FUN TO KEEP THEM A SURPRISE!

SWEET NIGHTMARES, AKI!

-⚠️👁️

[cipher-and-twins]

Human speaking. Would anybody mind if sometimes I respond to asks with paper and pen drawings?

[annoyangle]

DECADEIVERSARYS

I KNOW ALL YOU SENTIMENTAL SKIN BAGS ARE OUT THERE GOING “OH BOO HOO IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS SINCE GRAVITY FALLS. HOW I WISH I WAS STILL A SQUALLING INFANT OR SHELTERED TWENTYTHIRTYTWEEN-SOMETHING AGAIN, SITTING IN FRONT OF MY FLATSCREEN BATHING IN THE LIGHT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S CREATIVITY! OH, WOE IS ME, THE PASSAGE OF TIME REMINDS ME THAT I’M MORTAL AND GOING TO DIE WAY TOO SOON, THAT NOTHING GOOD LASTS AND EVERYTHING IS GOING TO LEAVE ME, BUT MAYBE THIS TEE-VEE SHOW CAN MAKE ME FORGET THAT FOR A FEW MINUTES, BOO HOO!!” 

LOOK, I HEAR YOU. GRAVITY FALLS IS ADORABLE. IT’S JUST ABOUT THE CUTEST THING I EVER DID SEE. THAT’S WHY I HAD TO BLOW IT UP.  YOU GUYS NEVER GOT IT. FREEDOM? ABSOLUTE FREEDOM? IS NEVER BEING TIED TO MEMORIES. OR THE PAST, OR SOME RESTRAINING IDEA OF ‘HOME’ THAT ONLY EXISTS IN SOME SMALL WRINKLED PORTION OF YOUR MEATSKULL.  TAKE BACK THE FALLS? BURN DOWN THE FALLS! BURN DOWN ANYTHING THAT STOPS YOU FROM MAKING PROGRESS AND MOVING FORWARD TO BECOME THE ABSOLUTE HELLSPAWN TERROR YOU WERE MEANT TO BE!  A HELPFUL HINT FROM YOUR BEST PAL BILL!