Hello...Tumblridians? Not quite sure what I'm supposed to call you.
My name is Stanford Pines, but you can just call me Ford.
Recently, the twins and I have gotten pretty bored. Hell, even Bill is somewhat bored. So bringing our minds together, we thought of this! A, um...Ask blog!
Ever wondered what the end of pi is? Or wanted to know how to find more about the unexplained? Or get advice on how to rule the world? Or even figure out how to properly use glitter?
Well then, right here's the best place to find out!
As a small note, if you happen to have any questions for Stanley, I'll have to try to answer them myself. He's unavailable for....reasons. I know him well, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem. If I can't answer your question to Stanley for any reason, I will let you know. Also, please try to keep everything safe for work. Dipper and Mabel can also see this blog, and I'd like to try to keep their eyes away from distasteful things. Jokes are fine, but straight NSFW is not.
(Mabel suggested that we link another blog, so here's that one.)
We look forward to your asks, Tumblr people!
-Stanford Pines
(We are fictives from a diagnosed system; please keep that in mind.)
