BILL FUCKING CIPHER

I GOT A HOLD OF SOMEONE'S FLESH SUIT SO I CAN TALK TO YOU MORTALS!

[thebillfuckingcipher]

IF IT'S NOT CLEAR: I'M FUCKING WITH YOU.

I'M SURE EVEN A FEEBLE LITTLE HUMAN CAN GET THEIR OWN CHEESE SANDWICH WITHOUT MAKING A DEAL WITH A DEMON.

AND IF YOU CAN'T, YOUR SPECIES IS MORE DOOMED THAN I THOUGHT!

[thebillfuckingcipher]

IT'S NOT A LONG STRETCH TO BELIEVE THAT YOUR FEEBLE HUMAN BRAINS CAN'T THINK, SO I'LL BELIEVE YOU THIS TIME.

( @apopollo )

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BILL! whats your favorite number of rock? and how do you feel about the universe being a baseball card?

BUT YOUR INACCURACIES ASIDE! I THINK IT'S HILARIOUS! ONE WRONG MOVE FROM DENNIS AND WE'RE ALL FUCKED!

YOU CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH AT SUCH A STUPID CONCEPT - SERIOUSLY WHO DECIDED THAT!

REGARDING YOUR ROCK NUMBER 2112.

[stills under the cut]

[thebillfuckingcipher]

HI.

I SPIFFIED UP THE PLACE.

ALSO MY MINION HERE WAS THE ONLY ONE TRUSTWORTHY ENOUGH TO GET ME OUTTA THAT STUPID THERAPRISM.

GO FIGURE.

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Heya, Bill. What food do you enjoy most?

FOOD IS ONE THING HUMANS HAVE DONE RIGHT! I’LL EAT ANYTHING! 

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT THE ONE I ‘ENJOY MOST’.

IN MY MAIN FORM I CAN EAT ANYTHING I WANT BUT IN THIS MEAT SUIT IT’S A DIFFERENT SITUATION, I HAVE HIS TASTE BUDS SO IT LIMITS ME; WEAK HUMANS.

LIKE POP ROCKS AND SODA!

(RAW MEATS ARE DELICIOUS TOO I LIKE THE SQUISHY SLIMINESS OF IT)

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Hey Bill, what are your New Year's resolutions?

TIME IS AN ILLUSION ‘NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS’ MEAN NOTHING WHEN IT DOESN’T EXIST!

BUT IF I HAD TO MAKE ONE, I’D SAY TRYING MY HAND AT THAT WHOLE WORLD DOMINATION THING AGAIN, BUT THAT'S MORE OF A 'IN THE FUTURE GOAL'.

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Bill, have you ever possessed a female before?

I DON’T PAY ATTENTION TO GENDER, IT’S A SCAM MADE BY THE GOVERNMENT TO CONTROL YOU.

DON’T GET ME WRONG, DOING THINGS THAT ARE PURELY OUT OF ENTERTAINMENT IS THE BEST REASON TO DO SOMETHING.

I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU WITH THIS ONE THOUGH, I DON’T EXACTLY HAVE HUMAN EMOTIONS, SO THE THINGS I’VE SEEN ABOUT IT ARE JUST AMUSING.

SOME NOT SO MUCH BUT I’M NOT GETTING INTO THAT CRAP.

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What do you mean, "Tumblr", Bill?🤔

ANSWER ME THAT HUH.

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Bill, how do you feel about Christmas?

THAT’S MY STANCE ON CHRISTMAS, ULTIMATELY USELESS!

IT’S A GOOD EXCUSE TO HAVE A PARTY IF YOU NEED MORE OF AN EXCUSE TO HAVE ONE OTHER THAN JUST HAVING ONE!

AND THE CORPORATE BULLSHIT OF IT ALL IS RIDICULOUS BUT A GOOD TIME TO GET SMALL DEALS OUTTA PEOPLE, YOU WOULDN’T IMAGINE THE THINGS PEOPLE GIVE FOR SOME MONEY OR TRIVIAL MATERIAL ITEMS.

NOW WHO WANTS TO BURN A CHRISTMAS TREE WITH ME?!

[thebillfuckingcipher]

ASK BOX IS OPEN BITCHES!

AKS ME THINGS, ANYTHING YOUR PUNY MORTAL BRAIN MEAT AND BLOOD PUMPER DESIRE! I MIGHT JUST ANSWER SOME OF YOU!