#ask brienne

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Jaime Lannister, lion on the battlefield 

kitten in the bedroom

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Imagine one day you wake up and everyone you have ever loved has vanished without a trace. When you go for help, there's nothing anyone can do. All information on them has seemingly disappeared along with them, but it doesn't stop there. Any and all memories of them have left others who once knew them as well, even their families. You are the only one who remembers they existed at all. What do you do?

The “Break My Muse” meme.

Oh god. First off, let me list off who this would be:

Shauna Sirlyn

Calem Remont

Grace Halloway

Ariadne Willow

Emma

Looker (B. Hawkshaw)

My whole goddamn Pokemon team.

Oh god. I don’t…I’d flip my shit. Those people are my world. Ari and Emma are my little sisters by bond and Hawkshaw is my moirail! 

What do I do? I…I….Rip the world apart, hunting for them. Start hitting up legendaries. This kind of wipe? Massive psychic manipulation. Not only that, someone had to get rid of electronic and physical trails. Looker has a family. Good luck making up a convincing story for his daughter. 

I had everything ripped away from me once. I won’t have it done again.

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Who would you most like to go to jail with?

✌- Who would you most like to go to jail with?

………….………………………….…..Looker. If I’m going to jail, I’m fuckin’ taking him with me. Because it’s probably his fault. Somehow.

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☭, ♗, ♝

☭- Who would you most like to be a permanent roommate of?

Ariadne. Not only is she from the same place I am, I consider her a sister and part of my cobbled-together family. She needs a new place to call home and I want to give her that.

♗- Who’s the sexiest person you know?

That’s easy to answer. Neo! -whistles and grins-

♝- Who’s the most intelligent person you know?

That is NOT so easy to answer. It’s a toss-up between Ariadne and Professor Sycamore. ….And I think Ari’s gonna beat him in the long run because that girl is determined to learn everything she can get her hands on. -cheers with pompoms-

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☆- Who would you most like to punch in the face?

I’ve got a few people I’d like to do this to, depending. There’s Lysandre, and then there’s Xerosic but I actually did that, sooo… That one bully in high school who taunted that I couldn’t learn the guitar because I was a girl… I do occasionally hold grudges.

♦- Who would you most like to go on a two month roadtrip with?

Emma, definitely. I want to take this brilliant, bright, fantastic girl and show her the world, or at least a bigger chunk of the region she lives in. Yo, Looker, think you could hold down the Bureau for two months while we do this?

♤- Who has the best butt out of everyone you know?

…..*blinks, opens and closes mouth repeatedly* Um….Um… How the fuck am I supposed to answer this? It’s not like I go staring at the ass of everyone I know! Dear lord, I mean, I know it’s a fucking toss up between Calem and….NOPE. Stopping myself there. For once I will goddamn stop myself before my babblemouth kicks in and embarrasses the hell out of me even though I think Looker…Oh shit. Goddamn it.

☂- Who would you most like to get stuck in the rain with?

Shauna. If there’s any one person that I want to make feel like she’s cherished beyond all thought, it’s Shauna, and I can be fairly romantic. A scene in the rain is very romantic.

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♘

♘Who’s children would you most like to have? 

Let me put it this way. I DON’T EVER WANT CHILDREN. I don’t ever want to get pregnant, I’ve done my research and HOLY FUCKING HELL do you KNOW what it does to a woman’s body? And up until the last couple years, I grew up thinking the planet had 8 bloody billion people on it. I don’t need to add more.I’ve got no problem donating eggs if someone wants’em, or something like that. Just a BIG FAT NO to pregnancy. -shudders-…I may adopt one day.