#ask death note

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Light- do you have is gay?

What language are you speaking? I aced English class and this isn't proper English.

L: He do gay. He do.

[darkdevasofdestruction]

(For Mail Jeevas from Death Note)

Who’s your favourite Disney princess and why it it me?

P.s. Stop eating my chocolate. It’s Lindt. It’s fucking expensive. I don’t eat your fucking pizza rolls or whatever it is that you eat when you’re gaming for like, 8 hours straight. 🙄

Shut up, Mels, I need energy, and chocolate does that well enough, don’t you? And ‘course I know it’s expensive, I went to fucking Belgium to get it for you! Spent a fucking fortune on it, just to a capricious bitch happy, but NO, you still bitchin’.

And those aren’t pizza rolls, Mels, don’t be so completely uncultured! Those are actual pizzas! 1 pizza per hour is enough to keep me going strong for each game. Gotta stay in shape, y’know? And yes, Peter Griffins is right, round IS a freakin’ shape!

P.S. Rapunzel is better than you.

Love, Matt xoxoxoxoxofuckxoxoxoxoyouxoxoxoxo

[askdeath-note]

Ask your favorite Death Note character questions. Even the Notebook itself is joining in the fun. Let's revive the Death Note community!

Have Fun!

[askdeath-note]

L (if you wanna do one character) and others,

Would you like to order a Raye Penber happy meal?

L: If this is his tactic to catching Kira then count me in. He just needs to add something really sweet into this meal. I hope Light orders a happy meal. Then I know he'll still be 99.9% suspected as Kira.

Light: If I order a happy meal that means L will suspect me. I'll just tell him happy meals aren't my thing. He actually has a happy meal? Color me impressed.

Misa: Aw yay!!! So cute!!!!

Mello: What the hell is this? Mello Yello? Stupid.

Matt: I don't know...This looks cool. You just don't like your name rhyming with yellow.

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Dearest L, I made you some hot chocolate and chocolate chip cookies. Seeing as the weather is getting colder, I figured I’d make you something to warm you up. *gives him the hot chocolate and cookies*

Thank you. I will be sure to think of you as I drink and eat my goodies. Hmm. But only Kira would try to distract me with such sweets. You are under suspicion of being Kira. Thank you for the sweets. I'll have Light test them out first in case he dies. If not then I'll eat them.

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for anyone, Do you ever feel

man car door hook hand

mr sandman, sand me a man?

L: Are you talking in code? Did Kira put you up to this? Hm. Perhaps I suspect you of being part of team Kira. Yes with you nonsense. He must be proud or I'm finally getting to him and he's slipping.

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everyone, do you still do asks?

(im the raye penber happy meal person)

Misa: Of course we still do asks! We're always here.

Light: I'm very busy running the New World...

L: Yes. Everyone needs light don't they?

Light: I'm also very busy with my writing assignments.

L: Translation: He's busy killing people. 99.9% sure you are Kira.

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Notebook, what do you think of Kira? Is he nice? Does he treat you well?

I feel abused and underappreciated. He tears my pages out. But it's okay because one day his life will be mine.