#ask eggsy

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Hey gang what's up? It seems to me that you guys are a bit buzy. :/

Eggsy: yeah uh, guess we’ve been gone a bit huh? sorry bout that bruv. didn’t mean to but the world went to shit and we’ve been right busy

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Who's got the most annoying habits and what do you do about it?😊

Merlin: Harry.

Eggsy: fookin’

Roxy: Hart.

Harry: they deal with my incredible talent of being fashionably late and perhaps just a tiny bit OCD

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Do you miss Roxy?

Eggsy: more than you know. she was my best mateRoxy: quit telling people I’m dead you arse! I’m smarter than to get killed by a missile! Eggsy: sometimes I can still hear her voice

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Eggsy, my boyfriend cheated on me and I don't know what to do😭

Eggsy: kill him.

Harry: what he means to say is that though murder would be highly appropriate for the situation, jail is probably not what you need. I suggest blocking him on everything, having no contact, and having friends surround you to keep you far away from his lying arse.

Eggsy: feed his body to dogs.

Harry:….or that

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Apart from your code names, do you all have nicknames for one another? :)

Eggsy: well roxy calls us all idiots so does that count then?

Harry: I call Eggsy dear all the time

Eggsy: well that’s cause you’re in love with me harry

Harry: you wish

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Hi Eggsy, I'm struggling with body image right now. Sometimes I feel fine and even good about how I look, and then other times I feel incredibly sad and wish I could just be as I was five years ago, still miserable but at least thinner. I would appreciate any kind words, lovely Egg. 🍳♥️

first of all babes, you’re beautiful. I mean it from the bottom of my heart. sometimes our heads do mean things to us and make us believe we’re something we’re not. but you are beautiful love. on days you’re maybe not feelin’ your best, you could maybe try to be aware of how much eternity you drink and what kinda foods you eat. If you eat better foods that day you’re going to feel better. But don’t deny yourself anything that makes you happy. You’re gorgeous babes.

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which one of you is the biggest cuddler then?

Eggsy: oh shite I’m not outing them.

Merlin: the boy has a point, I’m not going to say either.

Harry: you two are ridiculous I should just tell them myself

Roxy: it’s harry.

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Hey again, are you all dressing up for Halloween? Or if not, what's your favourite thing to dress up as?

Eggsy: I am going as Zombie Harry Hart! being he already came back from the dead an’ all.

Harry: I am going as Elton John. He lent me a lovely pair of his glasses and one of his jackets after the world was saved.

Merlin: I’m goin’ as Charlie Brown!

Roxy: I’m going to be Regina George from Mean Girls.