positivity for all

here for your joy! little messages from your favorite Kingsman and Statesman agents! feel free to ask them questions or request a message!

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Hartwin au request ! hope you enjoy 

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Best Movie of the Year.

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Eggsy wants to encourage you in your studies! You’re going to do amazing in all you do! Don’t forget to eat something and stay hydrated!

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All the Kingsman Agents want you to know how lovely you are! You are kind and beautiful and deserve all the happiness the world can offer!

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Hey Rox, are you seeing anyone right now?

Roxy: nope! I’m just chillin by myself

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Hi Guys.I feel like noone has spoke to you in agggees.I didn't want you lot to feel like we had forgotten you or feel lonely so just wanted to say hi and how are you doing? x

Harry: if the world could keep its shit together it’d be better

Merlin: what harry means is that we’ve been off doin’ our duty, and it’s been a long few weeks

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Hey gang what's up? It seems to me that you guys are a bit buzy. :/

Eggsy: yeah uh, guess we’ve been gone a bit huh? sorry bout that bruv. didn’t mean to but the world went to shit and we’ve been right busy

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It's great to have you and all the agents back, my dear! Glad to know you're feeling better! xo

Thank you! I’m so sorry if I let anyone down, but I’ll try to be better!

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hi there

so....it’s obviously been a while. If you happen to wonder where I have been well...

I was really depressed. I felt like there was no positivity left for me to give. Who was I to remind people to be positive and that things would be okay when I couldn’t believe it myself?

But never fear! I have come out of it and, if you’ll have me and the gang, id love to continue giving out positive reminders and fun little tidbits about your favorite agents!

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Anybody pls halp. I feel so stressed and I don't wanna go to school tomorrow it's killing me. Anything to feel better?

Harry: I recommend decent sleep. As well as staying hydrated! Also focus on the situation you are in and ground yourself in the tiniest of details

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Hey, Eggsy. My home life's a bit shit at the moment.. abuse an' all that.. any comfort or advice? Miss you babes

Eggsy: I’m so sorry babes! I recommend just indulging in things you love. Remembering why you love them and finding that joy makes all the bad things a wee bit easier. And love your mates. Your friends are there for you if you need to talk or just need a night out.

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Merlin- I’m doing a show this weekend, and the horse I was supposed to ride got sick, now I have to ride this hell on wheels horse that won’t slow down. I’m signed up for one flat class and two over fences classes, and I don’t know if I want to do all three or just the flat. I’m really torn because I was really excited to show the original horse, then he got sick and everything went downhill fast. Help.

Merlin: I’m sorry all that happened darling. But ya can only do ya best, and that’s usually enough. Just trust yourself and ya horse and try as hard as you can

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Whiskey, give us your best dad joke/bad pun, please? I have a weakness for em.

Whiskey: what kinda person wears two watches at once? Someone with too much time on their hands!

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Hi Agent Tequila! I sure hope you like puns, because your looks are absolutely Te-killa!

Tequila: why thank ya punkin’, you’re sweeter than pie!

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Do any of you crack dad jokes or bad puns?

Whiskey: I do! Harry: nobody asked you.Eggsy: oh mate his jokes are hilarious Harry: yes, of course they are...

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Merlin encourages you to tell a friend how much you appreciate them. You’re very much allowed to tell people how much you care for them!

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*whispers* Eggsy finally said "we love you" to Merlin

Eggsy: w-what I didn’t—I mean that’s not—umROXY HELP MERoxy: no