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Okay after some time and consideration I have to ask, who would win in a fight? Empoleon or Nidoking?
"Me, of course!"
"Naturally, I would."
"Friendship alliance over. We're going to war now."
"Dear, let's not do that."
"No, he's right. We have to fight to prove our honor."
"With what fractured resources?! In fact, with what army?!"
"No army required. I'll dispatch him with my own abilities."
"Yeah, good luck with that. I'll pulverize you easily!"
Let's give the Emperor some hugs. He really needs some right now. Let's get this war over with quick so his family can come back.
“That is...certainly true, and they would be appreciated right now. Though, I...I fear the war may only be getting started. Even if the enemy this time has left from the Empire, I don’t think we’ve seen the last of them...or whoever employs them, either.”
"to Empeleon & Nidoking" being royalty, have you ever faced assassination attempts ever, even once during your life?
“…Ha.”
“Haha.”
“Hahahaha.”
“Ahahahahaha!”
“GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”
“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”
“Yes.”
“Many times.”
“Multiple throughout the year.”
“Some actually try acting upon it, too!”
“It might be part of the plot of the recounting stories that show up around here and are spread elsewhere.”
“Being royal makes us easy and open targets for such threats. Thankfully, we happen to have armies that help defend us!”
If Nidoking invites a monarch to his wedding, How would it work would someone have to watch the castle?
“Of course, that’s exactly right. I expect to be invited, whenever he has it, and hopefully when we finally finish cleaning up the Empire...oh, I wonder if it’s supposed to be coming up? Ah well. Abomasnow, you’ll do a fine job watching the palace, I’m sure. Or else.”
“Oh, but sire, won’t it look disrespectful to not bring your general?”
“Unlikely, but fine, to make sure that I don’t risk it, you can come. Hm. Ah, Carracosta! To avoid outsourcing for a higher subject of mine elsewhere, why don’t you watch the palace in our stead? You’ll still be with your family.”
“Wait, we can’t go with you? It’s the gayest royal marriage that we’ll ever get to see! My husband and I are so excited about that! You’re not going to leave us behind to miss that, are you?”
“By the gods, this is becoming increasingly difficult...”
What will we find out first, Empoleon's wife & son or Abomasnow's sexuality?
“Neither. They are mysteries for all time, so that Abomasnow will focus on his work, and none will harm my family.”
“But...ok, ok, I’m off! No need to glare so harshly...”
To Empoleon: If you could go back in time and change anything what would it be?
“Where to begin...? Well, it depends on how far back you’re talking. If it’s only to right before the war, then I’d stop that witch and her lackey from ever hypnotizing us and keep the city from danger.
If it’s even further back, I’d like to prevent Queen Nidoqueen’s death entirely. And if I can go even further beyond that, oho...the world might be a very different place.
...But...time travel is just a myth...”
To Empoleon: Why are you so "grumpy" all the time?
“Do you mean outside of dealing with the war aftermaths from my city’s destruction, the whole hypnotic possession period, sending off my family out of fear, living in the shadow of my family’s legacy for lunacy, struggling to survive near a harsh winter wasteland, losing far too many soldiers, or my overall flimsy popularity?
Oh, you know. The anger just comes from the general struggles and stresses of being a leader getting to me. Nothing special, clearly.”
Empoleon, are you tired of all the attention your General has been getting lately? It's been making him slack off so much, and just so you know, his character biography provides the information that he is straight, in comparison to many other characters who have their sexuality as undisclosed, meaning Abomasnow is, of course, very much conclusively straight just like you.
“Hmph. Looks pretty ‘undisclosed’ to me. You shouldn’t put your *full* trust in those pages, since they haven’t been properly updated in ages.
And yes, I am quite tired of his slacking and attention! ...But, as part of this answer post business, that’s technically also part of his job. Hmmmph.”
