#ask five

[number-fiv3]

ok so this is purely hypothetical, but in the odd case you were trapped with your brother's wife lila for 7 years would you become a homewrecker and start a relationship with her + abandon your family for this as well

For a hypothetical question, that's incredibly specific, and also rather disturbing.

I don't think a situation exists where I'd abandon my family willingly, especially not to pursue a relationship with Lila. Her and I are in a love-hate friendship at best, and even if I was trapped with her for 7 years, I wouldn't be attracted to her in the slightest.

Bree, I'm not sure if you're insane, curious, or being put up to this, but whoever did clearly has a few problems.

(ooc: for reals though, it's insanity)

[violetvulparia]

Chaaaaaaarlie,

Top 5 cities! (Am I doing this right? 😅🤡)

I hope you kick that block's ass. Love you!!!! 💖

Thank you love! Here are five of my favorite cities I’ve visited!!

[runner5ive]

21 and 5 for the ask meme?

21. what is the now-100%-expired-and-gone food your five misses the most

Coffee is one thing I’ve always said they’d miss. And I mean proper, barista brewed coffee. Lattes and cappachinos and pumpkin spice and the works. This can probably be extended to anything with milk in: cheese, desserts, you name it! 

But at the same time, they’d probably miss some fruit too. Bananas and watermelons to name a few that they will probably never see again, because they’re usually imported into the country :( 

5. how does your five differ from you, if at all

Well the first thing that’s different is Five is mute and I’m not :’) I know a bit of BSL/makaton, but otherwise I do talk and people I know probably want me to shut up half to time. Their backstory is very different too. They didn’t really have a secure home life growing up and bounced from fosterhome to fosterhome, where as I have always lived with my parents and haven’t had too angsty an upbringing debatable I guess lmao. I always pictured Five as being seperate to me, but I guess they’re like an extreme version of me??? I always pictured them as a happy little goblin but the fact that some of my friends parents have always called me ‘Smiley’/’Favourite Daughter’ haha might mean we’re more similar than I thought :’) Although I am to mellow to be half as feral as they are. 

[number-fiv3]

what about if you found a way to get back in those 7 years? would you hide it from her for 5 months so you could be a lil cottagecore couple forever (abandoning your family)

What? No!

As much as I would like to go into detail on how much I would not do that, I'm slightly more concerned about who's putting you up to these hypotheticals! Obviously the first thing I'd do would be try to get back, so the second I found a way, I'd grab her and we'd get out, so whoever thinks I would do this in any circumstance, is sorely mistaken.

[number-fiv3]

Any arson or murder tips? Asking for a friend.

Oh? Well, this friend should've been bold with it and asked me outright, we could've had an intellectual discussion about it. I tend to refrain from senseless murder nowadays, but thinking back to my time as an assassin, my tips are:

Make sure your weapon is sharp. A clean cut is a quick and quiet death.

Leave no trace. But if you do, make sure it's not your trace. I can't emphasise enough how important cleaning is to a successful job.

For the sake of all that's good, work alone. Unless your partner is loyal until death, don't have a partner. I never did, and I was perfectly fine.

Plan. Unlike most people, I can quite literally manipulate myself in space-time, which significantly eased things, but you likely cannot. So plan your murder.

Now, I can't say I'm well-versed in the nature of arson, but from what I know of it, it's honestly very easy.

Just make it look natural. Set the outlets on fire. Set the toasters on fire. Put a bomb in the oven and set the heat to max. Gasoline's for amateurs, because then it's obvious.

[number-fiv3]

what's your type?

Curious question. Not one I've thought about in a while.

I suppose, looks don't particularly matter that much, it's what's on the inside that counts.

I'd say, a coffee enjoyer, much like myself.

Someone who's alright with the possibility of potential space-time destruction being just one fast-forward away.

Also, she would have to be in the same situation I am. Old mind, young body. Otherwise it'd either be very illegal, or very weird.

I suppose I'd like an intellectual, someone with a passion for knowledge, yet doesn't let it consume them. A caring heart, a rational mind.

[number-fiv3]

Do you think you'd suit long hair?

Maybe.

[number-fiv3]

Have you ever tried to experiment with your rewinding powers?

Well, ever since I learned how to use them without reversing the world into an apocalypse, I've been using it for, let's say more menial tasks. In a word, experimenting.

Dropping a mug off the counter, rewinding time and preventing it.

Saying something embarrassing (which rarely happens), or one of my siblings saying something embarrassing (which happens a lot), and rewinding time to make sure it doesn't happen.

Punching Luther in the head, and then rewinding time to make it as if I didn't.

You know. Trivial things.