#ask frogkillerpaulmccartney

[frogkillerpaulmccartney]

Will the frogs haunt Paul this Halloween? 🐸 🎃

oh i think you and i both know the answer to that.

they’re built-in halloween decorations at this point

[frogkillerpaulmccartney]

In all seriousness, Paul always struck me as being more of a psychopath than John. The superficial charm. Hiding behind a facade. John wore his emotions on his sleeve and wasn't afraid to risk his own reputation with the blunt How Do You Sleep (perfect title to describe a psycho). Paul used cloak and dagger to attack John on RAM.

in all seriousness the fact that paul and john went on a frog murder spree together sounds pretty psychopathic on both ends. haven’t you heard the hit lennon-mccartney songs “eight days a week (i’m killing frogs)” and “i want to hold your frog stabbing hand” ? i think “how do you sleep” was also a reference to these past days of mclennon because john was feeling remorseful over the many dead frogs and wanted to ask paul how he could live with himself while still killing frogs! and as for RAM? um. “eat at home?” eat what paul? frog legs???!!!!! your crimes are not forgiven.

[frogkillerpaulmccartney]

im afraid

you should be

[frogkillerpaulmccartney]

Your blog has led me to do some deep thinking about the early beginnings of a serial killer. Y'know, "what makes a criminal?" type stuff. Well, P*** grew up in Liverpool, where he felt he had no space to move forward, right. What do you need to move forward, I ask you. Well, you need legs. I think Paul's cooking of frog's legs can serve as a subconsious way for him to show how he feels restricted in his relationship with John Lennon, his musical partner, friend, and lover.

exactly. paul didn’t feel he had legs growing up in times that restricted men (1950s liverpool) and especially when it came to his relationship with john (gay). he had no other choice but to take his inner turmoil out on innocent little frogs, even dragging linda into it by putting his recipe in her cookbook! he yearns for the legs he never had, but he cooks the legs of frogs to symbolize his own legs being cooked by society! your crimes are not forgiven paul.

[frogkillerpaulmccartney]

Hey paulie, have you ever pleasured yourself with a frog’s squishy body. Describe in detail love xxx

looks like it was the other way around love xxx

[frogkillerpaulmccartney]

I AM SO CONFUSED. what frogs did he kill

many, many, many frogs. the paul mccartney you know is not the paul mccartney who really is. the world's most famous vegetarian is shamefully, secretly a FROG MURDERER! the face of peta killed frogs in his childhood to shake off the woman allegations! his crimes will not be forgiven.

[frogkillerpaulmccartney]

Please say something about the fact that Paul killed frogs, and then made the Frog Chorus. I've been distraught since I made the connection and cannot put words on my feelings.

it is distressing. paul slaughtered countless frogs during his tender teen years to impress john lennon, and then just mere years after lennon's death, turns around and makes a frog chorus song? to me, it seems his guilt was finally catching up to him and he thought if he could create a chorus of frogs representing each frog he killed he could both save his soul from the crushing frog guilt and any similar mclennon guilt. silly paul. as if he could ever be forgiven for his crimes.