Gideeoon🫶 Caleb said you guys played D&D back during his DAA days and didn't invite me:/ anyways I'll forgive you if you tell me an embarrassing story of something he did during one of your campaigns👀
We ran this whole campaign during DAA downtime, it was real serious stuff for us we never missed one session. Caleb made a paladin because of course he did. He wouldn't break character ever. We’re maybe two sessions in. Everyone’s still figuring things out and Caleb is committed. I’m talking his posture changed, his voice was deeper, and he called everyone ‘Brother-in-arms’ like we’re actually in battle.
Then we get to this tavern scene. Super normal. We’re just trying to gather info. There was a few things there that felt sketchy but we didn't roll high enough to know for sure. And Caleb decides completely unprompted that his character "does not trust the establishment." So instead of, y’know… talking to the bartender like a normal person… he stands up on the table and starts interrogating the entire tavern like it’s a military operation
He was like "CITIZENS. NONE OF YOU ARE LEAVING UNTIL THE TRUTH IS REVEALED."
Gideon laughs, wiping tears from his eyes
Everyone else is just sitting there like "what the fuck?" Trying to de-escalate and Caleb is going full intensity. He was pacing and pointing at random NPCs like they were suspects. Then, AND THEN... he rolls a nat one.
DM said his character slipped off the table mid-speech, knocking drinks off the table next to us, and it immediately started a bar fight. We almost TPK’d because Caleb wanted to ‘maintain order’ in the sketchy tavern. To this day, if you even say the word ‘tavern’ around him, he gets real quiet …So yeah. That’s your guy. 😌
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#love and deepspace
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