#gideon takeover

[calebxia-143]

Alright I'm gonna give caleb his phone, he'll be back tomorrow. Maybe I'll do this more often?? Keep in touch or I'll be sad that is if I live that long 😂 HES SO PISSED AT ME LMAO. Ok bye!! - Gideon

[calebxia-143]

gideon, don't tell Caleb

I possibly, might've hidden tiny rubber ducks all over his place.

😂😂😂 why didn't you tell me?! I would have helped you set them up! Please take pics and send them to me when he walks in

[calebxia-143]

my leb (get it ? like 'my love' hehe anyway) can I borrow your cute face to practice makeup techniques on? I also have false lashes~

Not your leb, Gideon here I stole Caleb's phone for April Fools Day 😂

You never ask me to join in on this stuff! Why is that. I wouldn't mind helping you practice! I've been told I have good bone structure. Let's get glammed the fuck up 🫡

[calebxia-143]

Gideeoon🫶 Caleb said you guys played D&D back during his DAA days and didn't invite me:/ anyways I'll forgive you if you tell me an embarrassing story of something he did during one of your campaigns👀

We ran this whole campaign during DAA downtime, it was real serious stuff for us we never missed one session. Caleb made a paladin because of course he did. He wouldn't break character ever. We’re maybe two sessions in. Everyone’s still figuring things out and Caleb is committed. I’m talking his posture changed, his voice was deeper, and he called everyone ‘Brother-in-arms’ like we’re actually in battle.

Then we get to this tavern scene. Super normal. We’re just trying to gather info. There was a few things there that felt sketchy but we didn't roll high enough to know for sure. And Caleb decides completely unprompted that his character "does not trust the establishment." So instead of, y’know… talking to the bartender like a normal person… he stands up on the table and starts interrogating the entire tavern like it’s a military operation

He was like "CITIZENS. NONE OF YOU ARE LEAVING UNTIL THE TRUTH IS REVEALED."

Gideon laughs, wiping tears from his eyes

Everyone else is just sitting there like "what the fuck?" Trying to de-escalate and Caleb is going full intensity. He was pacing and pointing at random NPCs like they were suspects. Then, AND THEN... he rolls a nat one.

DM said his character slipped off the table mid-speech, knocking drinks off the table next to us, and it immediately started a bar fight. We almost TPK’d because Caleb wanted to ‘maintain order’ in the sketchy tavern. To this day, if you even say the word ‘tavern’ around him, he gets real quiet …So yeah. That’s your guy. 😌

[calebxia-143]

😝 your guard-eon angel is here never fear - Gideon

[calebxia-143]

I know you already know this gideon ge but for the love of everything do NOT listen to Caleb's love advice🙏 gege yearns like it's an Olympic sport and I dont think you want a decade long slow burn(⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

I know watching him pine for you for so many years was fucking painful and stupid looool. I'm really trying not to be like that, but it's hard when I don't really know if she'd be into me... I'm hoping to ask her out for coffee soon. Something casual, not too crazy, right? I'm so nervous 🫨

[calebxia-143]

Gid can I tell you a secret? I way preferred Caleb's DAA uniform:( the fleet one is so militaristic, which...I mean yeah it's a military uniform but fuck the military it sucks- especially the fleet:(( but don't tell Caleb!!

Oh also hope you get the girl gid, maybe someday we can go on double dates!

I don't like it either, he looks like a dumbass lmao. Don't worry I'll keep it between you and me. 😂

Thanks xiǎomèi, I hope so too. SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AHHH 🥲

[calebxia-143]

Gegeee! Can I come hang out with you at the fleet today? I pinky swear, I'll stay in your office, with you, and won't go anywhere you won't tell me!

Caleb isn't here right now I've got his phone for the day for April Fools. You can hang out with your Ge at the DAA though 😂