#ask hammond

[primedspecimen]

@ask-hammond replied to your post “Do you have any morals? As in... Anyone you wouldn't hurt or steal...”

"Just curious, Rat."

“First of all, ain’t you queenie’s lil bundle o’ fluff? Second off, someone might fuckin’ hear it, y’single brain cell havin’ rodent.”

[flashofyellowlights]

"Don't worry! It'll start out with a kiss, and you'll wonder how it ended up like this. Then you'll fall asleep and he'll catch a cab. While he's having a smoke. And he's taking a drag. Then he'll go to bed, and your stomach will be sick. And it's all in your head and, uh, doo- doo- doo Mr. Brightside."

[wildhogging]

hammond: i think i’ve heard of you

mako: i think i’ve heard of you

[candyredmuses]

ask-hammond submitted:                        

“It would seem I forgot to give you a gift! May I present… Your very own costume!”

“Thanks.”

[disgraced-doctor-junkenstein]

"What's with the outfit? You some kind of scientist or something...?"

"Who-?" At first he saw no one but clearly he had heard a voice. One that Sounded strangely mechanical, similar to an omnic but off. "That I am. Are you perhaps a specter?" Junkenstein asks as he could not seem to immediately pinpoint the source that questioned his attire.

[dirtydungarees]

@ask-hammond from here

She wasn’t about to complain. Work was work and she did admire the Champion. “Whatchya got that needs doin’, mate?”

[beinreasonable-blog]

@ask-hammond

“So...ah’ve been wonderin’..”

“How does that mech of yers work anyway? Used to seein’ D.Va’s mech ‘round, but yers is kinda a mystery to me.”

[dynamiteabs]

"How did you meet your bodyguard?"

Random curious hamster

          “Hammond, are ya’ a ghost?” Gently he poked the little guy in the tummy to see if he was really there. “Phew, I thought they… nevermind. Ya’ here and that’s wot matters. I met Roadie in a bar. He helped me out when I was surrounded and outnumbered by like a hundred blokes, with not enough dynamite to make mah way out. He started rolling over them like in that one video game, it was quite a sight ta’ behold.” This, of course, was a lie, he just wanted to impress his little visitor.

          “That’s the short of it. But enough about that, ah got ya’ a present!” In a second, Hammond would be wearing a black top hat. “There’s ya’ hat and here’s ya’ a little monocle and the fancy suit and tie to match in case ya’ ever have to go somewhere that requires black tie.”