#ask hatchetor

[hatchet0r]

Gimme a Max hot take.

He doesn’t really care about Football all that much outside of being the Quarterback - like, he doesn’t watch it on TV and he doesn’t collect memorabilia outside of a single poster

If you notice, Max doesn’t mention Football at all in NPMD. He doesn’t even have ‘Football’ on his letterman jacket (which is common to do - at least where I went to school)

He doesn’t talk about any games or being the QB at all - everybody else does. He just doesn’t really care, he just does it cause he’s good at it

[hatchet0r]

Top 5 favorite HF ships

OOOH ALRIGHT

• Claugerman

• Bailey X Shapiro

• Wilbur X McNamera

• Jail (Boy Jerry X Bailey)

• Grace X Stephanie

[hatchet0r]

Controversial Hatchetfield opinion

Or/and

Which character you find the most attractive

I don’t like Grace all that much and personally think Dirty Dudes Must Die isn’t really good

and

Max. He is, in fact, my wife

[hatchet0r]

So this one is a bit of a stretch but whenever I listen to Catch A Predator, I imagine it’s Officer Bailey singing it.

I imagine Officer Bailey being a rough-n-tough cop on the outside but an absolute adoring uncle in private so…yeah, I see it.

He just wants to keep his nieces and nephews safe, man

[hatchet0r]

From NPMD who do you think could be a magic kid?

Idk what this really means bc I’m lowkey a lobotimte lol

But if you mean the one I think would have magically powers a-la Disney style, I’d say Kyle

Idk. I just feel like he can talk to animals and they listen. He’s the type of person I think would genuinely try to learn Whale language

[hatchet0r]

The Summoning in NPMD

This is just every Evil Dead movie

[hatchet0r]

What is your favorite Lord in Black? if you have one

As much as I love all of them, I’d have to say Tinky’s my favorite. Specifically Curt Mega’s version in NPMD

[hatchet0r]

Max Jägerman being stupid...

The dumbest man you'll ever meet (I say with heart eyes and while drooling)