#ask kris

[krisispiss]

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[krirebr]

Lloyd + Jake + "Go to sleep, before I knock you out with that keyboard."

"No! Go around the other side!"

"Hngh??" you mumbled as you fought your way out of sleep. Who was whispering? What was going on?

"No! We gotta surround them and then attack!"

You continued to gain awareness as a heavy weight that draped over you shifted, bristly hair and lips brushing your shoulder. Lloyd. Lloyd was lying half on top of you. "I'll surround and attack you if you don't shut the fuck up," he mumbled.

"Oh shit," the first voice whispered again.

"Jaaaake," you finally were able to speak up, your voice thick with sleep. "What have we said about gaming in bed?!"

"Uh, sorry guys," Jake said, and you knew without opening your eyes that he was speaking into his headset. "I gotta go." There was some rustling and fumbling, and then Jake spoke again, directed at you and Lloyd now. "Sorry. I couldn't sleep, but I didn't want to get up up, because you know, I just like being in bed with you so much, so I thought if I was just really quiet–"

"Jake," you whined into your pillow, "that's so fucking cute and annoying, but I should be asleep right now!"

"Yeah, you're right. I'm so sorry. I'll play without the headset this time, and I'll turn the brightness on the screen dow–"

"Go to sleep, before I knock you out with that keyboard," Lloyd growled, barely lifting his head off your back.

"Or I'll go to sleep, yeah!" Jake quickly agreed.

It took a few minutes for him to get all of his gaming gear off the bed, but then Jake finally layed down next to you. As soon as his back hit the bed, you and Lloyd both rearranged yourselves so that you were spooning Jake and Lloyd was spooning you with one arm slung over you to rest on Jake.

"Oh, this is nice," Jake said, too loud, as he shifted himself back into you.

"Go the fuck to sleep, Jake," you and Lloyd grumbled in unison.

[mosslover999]

the beaver seems to want to avoid giving me this question but I have something I wanna say because I'm tired of being asked it. every single one of these you all ask, so FINE. Q: what if the thing controlling me was good? A: I don't care what their intentions were. They treated my life like a game, wore my skin to play pretend, and used me as a puppet to manipulate the people around me. If, by some act of fate, I can learn one day that maybe it DID have my best interests in mind, MAYBE I can forgive. But that won't have made it okay. It will NEVER have been okay... And you know. Somewhere inside my mind sits vague flickering memories of moments that make me doubt they're as kind as you all keep trying to make them out to be. It's funny, I'd never really considered this up until now, but I guess I have a question for all of you. Don't bother answering, I won't read it. Q: Is it that you want to see the best in people.... or is it that you feel guilty?

[askberdlyanything]

Name everything on the periodic table rn

Uhhhh..

Ummm..

Hydrogen,

Helium,

Lithium,

Beryllium,

Boron,

Carbon,

Nitrogen,

Oxygen,

Fluorine,

Neon,

Sodium,

Magnesium,

Aluminum,

Silicon,

Phosphorus,

Sulfur,

Chlorine,

Argon,

Potassium!

Calcium,

Scandium,

Titanium,

Vanadium,

Chromium,

Manganese,

Iron,

Cobalt,

Nickel,

Copper,

Zinc,

Gallium,

Germanium,

Arsenic (yummy),

Selenium,

Bromine,

Krypton,

Rubidium,

Strontium,

Yttrium,

Zirconium,

Niobium,

Molybdenum,

Technetium,

Ruthenium,

Rhodium,

Palladium,

Silver,

Cadmium,

Indium,

Tin,

Antimony,

Tellurium,

Iodine,

Xenon,

Cesium,

Barium,

Lanthanum,

Cerium,

Praseodymium,

Neodymium,

Promethium,

Samarium,

Europium,

Gadolinium,

Terbium,

Dysprosium,

Holmium,

Erbium,

Thulium,

Ytterbium,

Lutetium,

Hafnium,

Tantalum,

Tungsten,

Rhenium,

Osmium,

Iridium,

Platinum,

Gold,

Mercury,

Thallium,

Lead,

Bismuth,

Polonium,

Astatine,

Radon,

Francium,

Radium,

Actinium,

Thorium,

Protactinium,

Uranium,

Neptunium,

Plutonium,

Americium,

Curium,

Berkelium,

Californium,

Einsteinium,

Fermium,

Mendelevium,

Nobelium,

Lawrencium,

Rutherfordium,

Dubnium,

Seaborgium,

Bohrium,

Hassium,

Meitnerium,

Darmstadtium,

Roentgenium,

Copernicium,

Nihonium,

Flerovium,

Moscovium,

Livermorium,

Tennessine,

And Oganesson.

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!

[ask-krismas]

Dawg why was one of your dads flowers rizzing him up?

[ztafroggy]

hello kris!!! can i form a parasocial bond with you

[klutzytomb]

nevin and chris baking..... they r in love ♡

[krisispiss]

*does a sickass kickflip*