#ask lolbit

[ask-lolbit]

How to squish a cat with metal hands and not accidentally kill them? Important question.

I have not done it because I don't want to hurt them but... squish......

[ask-lolbit]

hey, uhm, lolbit, you look a little down, you've been pretty quiet recently. everything ok? I might be totally wrong or overstepping but I've...spent some time with other animatronics and I know you guys can get sad like the rest of us can

- michael

Oh, I'm fine :D no need to worry! I just don't really fit in here I think so I've been taking a step back. I talk to Calypso a lot though!

[ask-lolbit]

Hey, you doing good after you found out what uh. Your siblings did?

-☎️

Huh? After what?

I've been.. putting off on telling them.

Telling me what?

[ask-lolbit]

Hiiiiiya hiya hiya! My name's LOLbit with a capital LOL and I'm here to make your day with a joke or two! See, I was originally meant to go on stage, but there was a fault with my programming that Mister Afton didn't like, so I never went! But maybe through this, I'll finally be able to entertain kids like I always wanted! Oh, a fox can dream <3

Heyo, my name's Calypso Williams, or Caly for short. I chose the name myself. My pronouns are they/them, as are LOLbit's, but they forgot to mention that. (sorry!) Hehe. Long story short... I'm dead, and I possessing LOLbit here. I uh... I won't go into the details of my death, at least not yet, but yeah. Now I'm here. Still figuring out how everything works.

We don't want to kill people, so don't be worried about that.

Certainly not! It sounds horrible D: easy way to kill the party...

Feel free to ask either of us questions.

Or both of us! At the same time!

And if anyone out there knows my sister, Josephine Williams, would... would you tell her I'm okay? Anyone?

((Heya! I'm Aster aka @astrozei, and I run this blog, along with @ask-charlie-emily! This is in collaboration with a whole BUNCH of people, who I'll list in a second. Events should be shared between that gang, but at some point I'll probably diverge due to the plot shifting away from the Sister Location :P))

((Also! Please check out the blog's theme, created by @phantomcodes, as it's very well made and also has some more information about Calypso and LOLbit!))

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@bunnygirlboss, a Vanessa roleplay

@angry-golden-spirit, a Cassidy roleplay

@jeremy-fitz-is-on-break, a Jeremy Fitzgerald roleplay

@unfortunatelymichaelafton, a Michael Afton roleplay

@ask-ghost-doggirl, a Susie roleplay

@notgregory, a Gregory roleplay

@thefreddyzone, a Gabriel roleplay

@circus-babys-official, a Circus Baby's management blog/Elizabeth Afton roleplay,

@blondepigtails, a DLC girl roleplay

@ask-sneaky-bonnieboy, a Ghost Jeremy roleplay

@samsonemilyofficial, a Sammy Emily roleplay

@ask-glamrock-chica, a Glamrock Chica roleplay

and @paranoidghostboy, an Evan Afton roleplay

[ask-lolbit]

you two seem nice, I'm, uhm, glad my sister is in good company, even if the situation isn't ideal. I'm sure you make it better for each other :)

- michael

I hope so! I can't even imagine what adjusting to this must've been like :(

... I mean, I guess I can. It's... easier than you might think...? Yeah, don't quote me on that. We do have each other here, though. If it's better for me to have someone else here, then I'm sure it's better for Lizzie, too.

Hey, weird question, and I know I sound kinda desperate... have... do you know anyone named Josephine Williams?

[dailylolbit]

*boops Lolbit's nose*

>:0

[dailylolbit]

Lolbit, how did you get so good at hacking computers?

I AM A COMPUTER PROGRAM MYSELF SO I HAVE ALL TEH CODE AT MY DISPOSAL! ….BUT I ALSO EXIST PHYSICALLY… HERE AT CIRCUS BABY’S PIZZA WORLD THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE DO NOT EXIST

[dailylolbit]

Lolbit can I buy something from you?

WHATCHA NEED?? :3