rules: tag 10 people you want to get to know better! thank u @fishgirlautism :D
relationship status: in a relationship with my awesome cool boyfriend
fav color: i’m not a red-pink fan anymore it’s purple 4ever now
song stuck in my head: everybody stream bii biyelgee by the hu (yes, the mongolian rock/metal + folk band) right now
last song I listened to: gaddaar by bloodywood
3 favorite foods: cong you bing, lasagna (crying bc it kills my stomah), and japchae like idk what the hell koreans put in their food to make it so good all the time
last thing I googled: minecraft wandering trader trade table
dream trip: i NEED to go to pompeii and see caecilius’ house irl (also prev i am going there next summer i am so sorry </3)
anything i want right now: stomach heal instantly
hi @isopodhours @wrentit @p5strikerss @kamimint @seagullcharmer @v1gilantics @shinysnek @goosemixtapes @malleusr34 @greenbanktelescope @endoplasmian the tagging is for social convention do it or don’t if u so wish <3 if i didn’t tag you and you want to do it go ahead and pretend i tagged u
micah mckfckn rossdale. he’s always there in the bk of my mind,, sayin some daft shit or getting ready 2 throw down !!! his reactions and actions r very unfiltered, which makes him super easy 2 get into, regardless of if im in a group or jst headcanonin away… same goes for cj; tht kid just verbalises his stream of consciousness i stg ????? also, honorable mention of jesse, who is the Polar Opposite of these shits !! he is the kindest lil lovely ever and always so easy to write for. ( i have a feeling that tristan is going to be similar in tht regard, but he’s a Half Baked bby atm ! )
💕 which muse falls in love too easily
umm beau ??????? falls in love ??? constantly ??????? he’s legitimately in luv w/ literally all of his friends n also his exes n has No Ragrets abt it ,, like this bitch doesn’t move on. if his primary school crush turned up at his door, completely out of the blue, n asked him to marry her, he wouldn’t even think before accepting tbh ?? i mean, i won’t lie – a lil bit of tht is bc he’s thinking of the dress n the Attention, but it’s mostly bc he keeps a bit of love in his heart for everyone who’s left his life, n it swells up whenever he sees them again. so yeah, basically,, he loves ppl, loves love itself, and being in love. he truly dc if he’s gonna get his heart broken; he will literally throw his entire ass being into every damn person, with vigour, even tho he Knows he gonna be cri.jpeg forever when it all goes tits up. honestly, just let this duckie just be in a big poly relationship, with about a dozen other ppl, so he can Truly be at peace.
😍 which muse is the biggest heart breaker
again,,, micah. like u kno all the deets already ofc, but simply put: hedonism + wanderlust + that big ol’ phobia of commitment = one messy bitch ! he’s probs broken at least a couple hearts in every state,, which is y his respective boos in each AU are literally Miracle Workers ?? ya truly gotta be smth special 2 convince this bitch to settle down.
👅 which muse is the kinkiest
alistaire, and i am not getting into it at all. NOPE. pandora’s box is staying locked, ty !!!
will i play with this face claim: yes / no / very selectively / only if it’s the canon fc.if no, is it because they are over used: yes / no / it’s due to past experience.comments: gonna #Xpose myself here n say i’m lit so far up harru’s ass tht i mute rps i wanna join if he’s taken, so i dont get a burst of Green Eyed Monster while scrollin thru the tags ?? like... it’s That bad.. . i truly become a gremlin it’s sO EMBARRASSING… the only exceptions are leesh’s harrus, whom i will stan til i DIE !!
send me a face claim & i will answer these questions.
p. much just not liking what they post. i don’t really put to much thought into it, i just scroll thru and if i’m not vibing with them then i won’t follow.
10. Have you ever had a bad experience with commissions? As either someone who makes them or as someone who buys them?
nope ! never done them; never bought them.
20. Have you ever felt pressured to write something you weren’t comfortable with?
probably, waaaaay back in the day, when i was like 15 or so ?? but i don’t remember much about then sjdknfsf. i’m quite good at saying no, so it doesn’t really happen anymore.
36. What’s one thing that other people seem to hate that doesn’t bother you?
creators charging for their work. like if it’s all done legally, why not ? never understood why some ppl get so worked up abt it.
big spoon/little spoon: andy is usually the big spoon, but sometimes angel insists on being a “jet pack”.
favourite non-sexual activity: spending Quality Time with each other and the kids – or cooking together, esp. back in the day when it was just them and mason.
who uses all the hot water: the kids !! like u rlly think either of these fucks get long enough in there to use it all up ??? BIG LMAO.
most trivial thing they fight over: the chickens and the “spankies” incident, bc they’re both shits.
who does most of the cleaning: they share and work it between them, depending on who’s busy with what, and the kids do their parts, too. gotta train ‘em young !
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: probs andy, whilst angel’s busy wrangling their 84894 spawns and trying to convince them that they can’t “sleep with the cows to keep warm”.
who leaves their stuff around: angel tbh. he’ll put things down then get distracted by something and forget what he was doing before, so his shit ends up all over the house.
who remembers to buy the milk: andy. i feel like he remembers to pick it up when he has to go out. angel is more likely to actually milk an actual cow.
who remembers anniversaries: i feel like andy, more so ?? mostly bc angel has a bad memory for anything that isn’t related to the kids / the farm dkjfndgfs. luckily he’s self aware enough to put it in his calendar, so he’s not actually gonna flop and not do smth special for andy, but ya, andrew is the Big Gay who Remembers tht shit.
who cooks normally: they alternate, but andy is the one with the cooking bug and super skills ( s/o to that italian n french heritage ) so he be in that kitchen.
how often do they fight: not a lot, in earnest. mostly little tiffs about the fuckin chickens or andy finding ANOTHER animal on his way home, like the most serious thing was angel overexerting himself when he wasn’t supposed to, but they talked that out so. yeah. we stan healthy communication skillz !
what do they do when they’re away from each other: uhh miss each other ?? send gay little messages checking up on each other ?? angel sends a lot of videos of stuff the kids have gotten up to when andy is away on a case… just super Wholesome gay stuff.
nicknames for each other: mostly just babe, they boring.
who is more likely to pay for dinner: any monies is family money now, but defo andy, back in the day. i mean he’s a rich ass lawyer, so uh . yeah !
who steals the covers at night: neither. in true, gay fashion, they snuggle.
what would they get each other for gifts: we’ve established that angel loves to give gag gifts ( looks at the wooden paddle with “spankies” engraved on it ), but if we’re talking serious stuff, he’d probs get andy cheffy-related shit, since wbk he loves to cook. also, lots and LOTS of cake ! and ofc, andy knows his hubbo, so i can see him getting angel smth practical for the farm, tho i doubt he’d let him live free of some sort of chicken-themed joke. but tbh, both of them are sentimental bastards, so there’ll be some cute family photo stuff in there too, on both sides.
who kissed who first: andy, in a v. dramatic fashion, when he arrived back at the farm after his City Lyfe Crisis.
who made the first move: no one, bc they’re STUPID ! jk, the first Real move was the answer above.
who remembers things: andy. to quote angel, “he’s the smart one and i’ve had ten years of recurring baby brain.”
who started the relationship: both of them ig ?? angel probs brought up the whole what are we / where is this going convo, bc he needed to know for mason’s sake, but rlly since andy came bk, they been fully committed.
who cusses more: andy, lichrelly bc the chickens be trying him every damn day !!!
what would they do if the other was hurt: stares at what went down when mia was born … uh, depends on the situation and the kids come first, obvs, but these gays would absolutely move heaven and earth to get to the other.
‘ i was speaking hypothetically. ‘ ‘ you guys have fun. ‘ ‘ you’re ranting. ‘
‘ i was speaking hypothetically. ‘
“I…” Charlotte frowned a little. “Oh. Well maybe next time you should start with that next time, you got me worked up for a second there.”
‘ you guys have fun. ‘
“Whoa,” she said, turning to him suspiciously. Green eyes squinting at his remark. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
‘ you’re ranting. ‘
“But then you have to choose between-,” the brunette stopped, biting her lip at his reminder. “You’re right. I do that. Sorry. Thanks. I just… get super into… topics, like those.”
‘ what the heck… heck… hell? what the hell! hold your horses! // ‘ you’re not afraid of anything. ‘ // ‘ snug as a bug in a rug. ‘ // ‘ did you know i love you? i don’t think i told you enough. ‘ // ‘ how do you know it’s a monster? ‘ // ‘ you’re siding with the enemy? ‘
‘ what the heck… heck… hell? what the hell! hold your horses!
“That took a lot of thought,” she called, her legs carrying her much faster than her friend. “No! Catch up! You can’t tell me you don’t want to see this shit with your own eyes.”
‘ you’re not afraid of anything. ‘
“These insects are dead… at least, they’re supposed to be. You have to try anything and everything at least once. I admit, I’m afraid this scorpion is still alive and might kill me, but at least he’ll be tasty… I hope.”
‘ snug as a bug in a rug. ‘
“Jealous, what I wouldn’t give for someone to come into my room and tuck me into my blankets right now.”
‘did you know i love you? i don’t think i told you enough. ‘
Charlotte chuckled a little, it felt like she was hearing thismore than usual these days. “I love you too, I shared my funnel cake withyou a couple months back, and you know how momma loves her powder sugar coveredsweets. Thanks for telling me, but don’t worry about me not thinking you do.You’d have to say it to my face for me to think you don’t.”
‘how do you know it’s a monster? ‘
“Dunno, go with the classics? My, what big teeth you have! My,what large hands you have! Or something like that. I’d touch it, but poking tiwith a stick just feels so much more natural.”
‘you’re siding with the enemy? ‘
“Wha? Lance has a perfectly good point here,” Charlotte gesturedto the teen at her side who seemed a little smug about her agreeing with himand she made a face. “I agree with him, but out of principle, I no longeragree with him.”
hey bich,, look at this . cant belieb i’m finally finishing it 84 yrs l8r !
put a ship in my ask box and I’ll tell you:
big spoon/little spoon: like 80:20 micah is big spoon.
favourite non-sexual activity: uhhh cuddling ? specifically with micah’s face in harlowe’s cleavage. or just hanging out w/ each other playing mario kart or smth.
who uses all the hot water: hmm probs micah on hair-washing days. how much u wanna bet harlowe has jst turned the water stopcock off before tho ??? kdfkjnsd
most trivial thing they fight over: what trivial things DON’T they fight over ??? like they legit fought about how much they steal each other’s food the other day so let’s go w/ that.
who does most of the cleaning: harlowe, bc she’s home more n micah is jst a Mess Magnet. he does pull his weight when he’s home tho… or cajoles the kids into cleaning up sjkdnsjk
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: harlowe and also the kids. micah watches whatever she’s watching tbh, he ain’t fussy.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: like 90% of the time micah will just fix it himself, but if he can’t, then either of them tbh or i can imagine geoff would.
who leaves their stuff around: micah. he’s a devil for this, especially w/ socks ( which ty has unfortunately inherited ).
who remembers to buy the milk: harlowe. micah remembers if she’s told him to pick some up, but he also comes back with chocolate milk and cookies so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
who remembers anniversaries: both of them ! like they need an excuse to be hettie shits ???
who cooks normally: harlowe, since micah’s usually at work -- also, she can cook without leaving the kitchen looking like a bombsite. the main exception is BBQ, bc micah is a Total BBQ Dad™.
how often do they fight: every day, but like ?? not seriously. mostly just trivial stuff and winding each other up or micah getting told off for the dumb shit he does.
what do they do when they’re away from each other: text. sext. send snaps n videos of funny shit they / the kids have gotten up to. send memes. probs the odd soppy phone call, which either ends with roodness or micah memeing and harlowe hanging up…
nicknames for each other: harlowe is “h”. micah is “rossdale” or “douchepool” or “asshole” or various insults bc he’s a shit sdkjfdsf.
who is more likely to pay for dinner: in the early days they both freeloaded off the dude’s harlowe scammed, but also micah was raised Right,, so u know his ass offered to pay at any opportunity. nowadays, they just use the communal monies tbh.
who steals the covers at night: why i feel like harlowe would ?? but tbh, these two are always wrapped around each other when they sleep, so uhh not much opportunity… at least until the morning when harlowe yanks the covers off micah to make his ass wake tf up.
what would they get each other for gifts: harlowe Knows she can never go wrong with bike shit or buying Herself fancy lingerie,, like that is his Fave kinda gift. micah also gets harlowe fancy lingerie, but also lots of gag gifts ( like the clone-a-willy ) n shit,, but tbh he’ll always get her real shit too -- like the beyonce tickets this yr -- he jst gotta meme first, as always.
who kissed who first: micah,, in true cocky douche fashion, kissed harlowe first, before their h*rny cunt selves went off to do the nastie.
who made the first move: micah made the first flirting move; harlowe made the first wrestling move (~:
who remembers things: harlowe. she’s a virgo, unlike her dumbass aries husband.
who started the relationship: dnfnkjsf complicated !!! ig both of them ?? since they got together when micah turned bk up.
who cusses more: micah. not sure he can say a single sentence w/o throwing an f-bomb in there. harlowe, however, does most of her swearing AT micah.
what would they do if the other was hurt: [insert that theme from this is us here] im NOT getting into that emo.
