#ask noosh stuff

[anouchard]

please, I need to know, if you have the answer to this question that is,

WHO CHOSE THE NAEM FOR EPISODE TWELVE

Thank you for your time

DW I'll ask

[anouchard]

Hello folks!

I realised recently that I never put together a useful little list of rules and expectations for this blog, so here I am doing that. I will no doubt be adding to and tweaking this as we go along - your patience and understanding are greatly appreciated.

1. Be kind. Be respectful. Practise empathy. Bigotry and hatred will not be tolerated here.

2. Nothing NSFW, please. In return, I shall continue to avoid the DNA tag. Think of it as a mutually beneficial bargain between us.

3. Please do not respond to anything I post with spoilery comments before public release. I try to be careful with what I post, and it's unfair on those who don't have early access to suddenly have "X IS BACK" thrust at their eyeballs against their will.

4. DMs will not be answered on this or any other social media platform.

All acting and VA enquiries should be sent to my agent at [email protected].

If you need to reach out regarding any other professional matter, please do so through [email protected] (this is for business enquiries only, just so I have everything I need in one place).

If you have a question or would like to yeet on over your thoughts on an episode, my asks are open (though I can't guarantee I will answer everything!). Anything else should be kept to public platforms, please. :)

5. Speaking of questions - yes, I am aware of Dyhard. I do not have any particular thoughts or opinions on Dyhard other than "best Bouchard ship name since Eye Eye Captain" (unreasonably proud of that one) and "live your bliss". Leading on from this ...

6. ... I will not be giving out spoilers, on anything. I will continue to be a vagueposting gremlin, but please don't ask me about the secrets of projects I'm in. There's one I have kept for two years at this point, and I'll be DAMNED if I give it up now.

Also, if I've answered a question, I'm unlikely to want to answer it again. It's nothing personal.

7. Please do not ask for my opinions on political or social events, or on real-world human beings. I'm here for the art, the asks, and the arcane.

8. Not everything I say is a clue or a hint. Sometimes I just want to be funny. Have fun, don't read too much into it, etc.

That said ... 😈

Finally:

9. I am a human being with a personal life. If I have not broadcast information about myself freely, please assume that there is a reason for that and do not try and dig (...) anything up, make assumptions, or ask intensely personal questions. Going back to 1. - let's be kind and respect boundaries here.

Thank you all! Much love, and it's grand to have you here. 🥰

Edit: adding this one on (it's all the places I would like to be found)!

Hello y'all! I've had a couple of enquiries lately regarding where I lurk, the best way to get in touch with me, and whether that's really

BEHOLD! An Update:

Delighted to announce that I am now represented by the excellent Jackey at Management 2000! As such, all further acting enquiries, including

[anouchard]

Favorite member of the OIAR besides Gwen and why?

Does Heinrich count yet?

If not, probably Colin, because everything I learn about him makes me appreciate him more.

[anouchard]

what is gwen’s favorite cake flavor

Mocha.

[anouchard]

Could gwen beat season one jon in a fight?

I'll find out next time I see Jonny.

As in ask him, not fight him.

I suppose if all else fails she could set Bonzo on him, but then surely the Archivist would see that coming ...?

Hmm. Leave it with me.

[anouchard]

hello madame battersby,

now that the Q&A for season 1 of protocol's been released, i have to ask

what was working with mr bonzo like? did you have to record alongside him in the decoy studio?

Squidgy.

Loud.

Unusual.

I'd rather not talk about it.

[anouchard]

Completely relevant and serious question...

Kiss, Marry, Kill

Mr Bonzo, Needles, The Hungry Blood Violin.

Why are y'all like this.

That's hypocritical, isn't it.

Fine.

Kiss The Hungry Blood Violin. Marry Needles ...

... do I have to kill Bonzo? Can't I just have a big gooey hit-man friend? I think that would be neat.

Also, bold of you to assume I could kill any of these in a way that matters (yes, that was a reference).

[anouchard]

opinions on whacking gwen in the head with a toy dinosaur?

Depends on the kind.

Terrordactyl?

Tyrannosawus Rex?

Bonzosaurus?

Dyerlophosaurus?

A chicken?

We need *specifics* here, people.