The Sick-ler

How sick can I possibly be? / Business is business! And business must grow, regardless of crummies in tummies, you know. / Once-ler ask & roleplay blog!

[loraxsuggestions]

Sleep Well

[oncelersuggestions]

THIS! This is why I hate you! You tell people to sleep well, but we all know you just want to carry their bed to the river and “calmly float them away”. Well, your little game is over. You may speak for the trees, but I speak for my axe! If we were playing a game of rock paper scissors, you could choose any of those and I would STILL win. You want to know why? Because in my version of rock paper scissors, you add an axe right there at the end. And axes always win. So think about that when you tell someone to “Sleep Well”, because next time I won’t be so forgiving.

[pukeypixie]

Before…

After…

When will he learn?

[theonceler]

anotherler

lov them Once-lers….theres so many to adore…canon and fannon…like ya got book Once-ler and TV special ler and 2012 ler we’re so spoiled

dam u rite….

Reblog If You Think All Once-lers Are Beautiful

[sick-ler]

When’s the last time you weren’t sick?

“Umm… ACHOO! … Wow, I can’t really remember.

Before I built the factory, I think…”

[sick-ler]

((Aaaay so I’d love to roleplay! Hit me up if anyone wants to! And I promise I’ll get to my asks soon!))

[once-ling]

[tuilelaith-deactivated20201123]

From the Helms’s mouth. ❤

[r0semultiverse]

Hot take

Tumb-Ler

He just tumbles around aimlessly not listening to anyone’s suggestions on how to improve himself and it’ll probably get him killed within like a month or so.

[yourfavecommitstaxfraud]

the onceler commits tax fraud

[following--everyone]

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

[sick-ler]

((My art is so inconsistent but I think it’s steadily improving, so that’s cool!))

[sick-ler]

What is the most embarrassing place you have puked in??????

“… During an important meeting.”

“But for some reason, maybe out of sympathy, they were still willing to make the deal.”

[kin-meme-emporium]

stealthily asking family for kin-related items for christmas

[sick-ler]

((Reminder that ask box is open & I’m also open to RPing! Merry Christmas!))

[sick-ler]

“It’s never fun being sick on Christmas...

And this Thneed’s seen better days...”

[acinomthecat]

[gekkotas]

[sick-ler]

If you're sick so often then how much cold medicine do you take and how drunk does it make you?

“Oh, I go through that stuff like water!

In fact it’s cleaner than the water.

It numbs the… well, everything, really.”