#ask paranormaloddities

[the-galactic-hunters]

So tell us about everyone who was at the party, and all the sweet-ass swag you got birthday boy.

Well, most of the people in Zim’s photo are pretty everyone but I did got many gift from other people too

So @kneltnotbowed give a bunch of work out clothes, jars of alien organs, and a guitar strings for some reason

@explosions-and-chill my daughter, give me the cake and two dad hoodies QAQ<333

@ukagaka-zim give me two set of fire resistant suits, cool as fuck design. Also crepes, cookies, and cake

MT, my client come to visit with a whole ass two week off (with paychecks too) and a chest plate

Knelt also help @ask-paranormaloddities bloody cool puzzle box WITH MOTHMAN FEATHERS, scales, nectars and others in it. ITS SO COOL LIKE I GOT TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE TO OPEN IT

I also got gift from y’all too

Like the fucking magic anon for FINALLY let me be a vampire for once, also I don’t know what they do but I still somehow not burn from sunlight but just feel very weak.

You also only out for 10 minutes

You want me to go out longer to double check-

NO

As I expected :P

Also I got guitar??? And it both acoustic and electric, they very gonna give us a duality XD

Aunt @brisargs came back with a sick coat!!! Good to know she still got my style down very well.

And also @sweetoothswagger make me a very good cake, on pair with Zes’ recipe!!

Overall, so many clothes, cakes, and cool stuff!

The most I ever got in my life!! It’s a good party :’D

[gotta-resisty]

OOC: Resisty Weekly News

This Week: Still a war

After @agnt-of-chaos , Dib, finally recovered and had some nice time with Agent Overlord, @resisty-zim , Zim ended up getting sick. His body and PAK suddenly became weak because his body decided to go and make an egg. Zim was mortified. He and Dib again ended up needing help from @ukagaka-zim and @ambassador-d1b , @kneltnotbowed offered online moral support.

Agent Discord, @the-cooler-gaz , heard a little about it on her Foodcourtia outing with Agent P, @resisty-tak .

Zim and Dib were transported from Ukagaka Zim's base to @aik-membrane 's labs buildings to be more comfortable. And Zim gained some fluff. They also ran into a ghost.

Meanwhile, @resisty-agent-fox had some letter fun on Tumblr and offered to take Purple, or Tyr, out for snacks.

Zim laid the egg just fine but passed out from exhaustion. It worried Dib, and the Computer too the opportunity to try to spark drama. But Zim woke up and they discovered the egg wasn't fertilized anyway.

Dib realized that it could mean a lot for the war, so they both went back to HQ to tell @commandor-lard-nar all about it. They talked to Purple, Tyr, about it too, who was horrified. And Zim went to comfort @agents-pinkies , Smeet Tenn, since she cried over Computer's prank.

After discussing how the existence of natural reproduction in Irkens could affect the Empire, Dib and Lard Nar called Red. Purple had discovered the egg was Zim's, based on the fact that Dib was holding it and marked by Zim with a smell only Irkens could perceive. Purple spilled the beans to Red, who let it slip on the call that he knew Zim had the egg.

Zim was kept on HQ for a few days and worked on a component to keep him from making more eggs. He and Dib went to Earth to install it, but on the way they were captured by the Armada.

During the following mess, Purple and Sarshe hung out for a bit.

Dib and Zim were trapped on the Massive for several hours, not quite a full day. Red planned to empty Zim's mind from his body and PAK and then cut him up to use his defective and usable reproduction system to repair smeeteries. Zim's PAK was to be used for repairing the control brains, so that no defect could ever escape again.

Dib and Zim tried to escape, but they both got seriously injured and caught. Dib got stabbed in the shoulder, which Red let Zim stitch, and Zim got shot in his second set of arms as well the veins close to the skin of those arms rupturing, causing bruising, bleeding, and temporary loss of arm use.

Lard Nar, Sarshe, and Purple formulated a plan to get the duo out. Purple was going to be a double agent and fake bringing Sarshe in as a prisoner to bust Dib and Zim out.

Dib successfully managed to break out again and hid himself and Zim in the vents while they waited for Purple and Sarshe to come. They had to split up and individually they both kicked some Irken ass. They met up again just as Purple and Sarshe caught up and they were escorted safely back to HQ.

Gaz was panicked over the whole thing and relieved they were safe again.

Purple got a room of his own instead of a cell.

Zim and Dib went against medical advice to have a little NSFW fun.

They went back to the med bay later to get a check up, and Zim was having doubts about how different he was to Skoodge and Tenn since he had tasted Irken blood during that fight. He didn't talk about it though. He visited the void and @ask-paranormaloddities Sprouts and Wolfsbane. Dib got sad about Zim eventually leaving and went back to his lab after a chat with Sarshe.

Zim went looking for Dib after his visit, ran into Purple, and backed out of that. Purple hung out with Sarshe and fell asleep while Zim and Dib talked about things and had some nice time. Those two accidentally ended up on the topic of marriage and both had some major gay panic.

After they finished with that they went back to med bay and annoyed the medics and had lunch together, which Zim considered a date. They called Red to piss him off and blew up a computer too.

Gaz discovered a place called the Nebula Casino owned by @zee-of-the-irkens and thought to visit.

@keefs-station came online as well.

After a few days of peace however, Dib was again caught by Red to be used as bait to lure Zim in. And it worked. Gaz panicked as well.

Zim ended up getting defective therapy shocks which instead of killing him sent him into some kind of fight mode. After he brought Dib back to HQ, he went blank, almost no reactions to anything. Like he was dead.

Ukagaka Zim was brought to help and Sprouts went to Zim's base. Dib was in a bad physical and mental state, thinking Zim was gone and having to recover from being severely poisoned.

As of now, Zim hasn't woken up from the state.

Tune in next week to find out what happens next.

[fastenwick]

D1b Membrane's Simulation Nightmare

(Featuring @invader-d1b as the main character, and mentions of @ukagaka-zim, @tallest-blue-nerd, @tak-e-over, @roach-with-a-knife, @zim-exe, @aik-membrane, @ask-paranormaloddities, and @survivor-zim.)

There was darkness, but there were sounds everywhere. Computers, beeps and buzzing

D1b opened his eyes slowly. What was happening? He couldn't move. There was something tied to him, his arms, his head, his legs. It was sharp.

He tried to look around. He was surrounded by screens and weird looking tech. His heart sank into his stomach as a feeling of dread washed over him. "No… no, no…"

"Well, sorry D1b." A familiar voice said. "The simulation was flawless but you still figured it out."

D1b breathed in sharply. "Dad?" He couldn't see him, he couldn't see anything other than tech.

"Yep. Welcome back to the real world," Membrane's voice said. "Honestly, it's annoying that now I have to find another way to keep you busy until the labs are ready to take over."

"What, how long have I been in here??" D1b asked frantically.

"About… how old are you, eighteen? So sixteen years," Membrane said simply.

Even though D1b couldn't see himself, he felt all the color drain out of his face. "What?" The ties on him released and he sat up. Membrane was looking at him through a glass window, there was strange tech filling the rest of the small space, barely large enough for someone to move around in.

"Yes, yes, I know. I probably took it too far and all. Whenever I was worried you'd figure things out, I just threw in a little pain or a bad event to keep you busy," Membrane said, typing away at a keyboard.

D1b looked at his hands, he was shaking. He wasn't wearing a shirt either. All of his scars were… gone.

"I suppose there were other things that would've given it away, stuff that clearly couldn't have been real, but it kept you distracted," Membrane said.

"What things?" D1b asked coldly.

"Oh, Zim, Miyuki, all the aliens. Tak even," Membrane said.

D1b shivered more, he felt sick to his stomach. "They're not real…"

"I guess I should go ahead and say it, Gaz isn't real either," Membrane added.

D1b felt numb and cold. What the hell was happening… "No, no, no…"

Membrane shrugged. "Diiz, Keef, Zirus, Zuri, Aik, Eep, your fae friends. All of them, entirely fake. Engineered to keep you busy and help you grow up so I didn't have to spend time parenting a child."

D1b couldn't stop shaking. This was much worse than what he had imagined. "No, no, no, please, they were real, I… I…"

"Eh, sorry kid," Membrane said half heartedly. "I was going to leave you in there for another year, but I guess I might as well start training you."

D1b shook his head vehemently. "No, I'm not listening to you…"

Membrane didn't seem to hear him. "Eh, screw it. I'll just send you back in. I don't have any use for you for another year. This will only seem like a dream to you anyway." He presses a button.

"Membrane!!" D1b screamed, trying to stand. Everything cut to black.

[the-galactic-hunters]

happy birthday! you don't know me, but knelt talks about you sometimes so i followed you guys :) i didn't know what you like and it's short notice, but i'm gonna toss together a little gift and ask knelt to bring it to you

-Sprouts ( @ask-paranormaloddities )

Sprouts!

Thank you so much for the gift, I love it!! Love the presentation, the puzzle box that inside have the actual gift.

I haven’t do a fun puzzle in long time and glad that I still do got it in one try XD

It’s a sign that you are not that stupid >>:PPPP

Oh shut up, bug. Also pretty honey and scales-

AND HOLY SHIT MOTHMAN FEATHER?!?! YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[gotta-resisty]

OOC: Resisty Weekly News

This Week: Trauma recovery and gay /tw, suicide

@agnt-of-chaos , Dib, talked with Purple to see if he had the same reaction of blushing when someone touched his antennas. He didn't.

Then Agent Overlord, @resisty-zim , and Dib both ended up with @agents-pinkies , Skoodge, to question him about his motives.

During the questioning, Skoodge killed himself by shooting himself in the chest. The shot killed him instantly, destroying part of his PAK and splattering blood on Zim and Dib.

Zim and Dib were shocked and horrified, nearly sick. They both went to Zim's HQ lab where they spent a long time just processing what they saw and trying to keep it together. @commandor-lard-nar checked on them regularly.

Zim ended up falling asleep with Dib, almost clinging to him, and once his PAK had rested enough from the shock, Zim began petting Dib in his sleep, which caused Dib to fall asleep as well.

During all that, Agent P, @resisty-tak , and Agent Discord, @the-cooler-gaz , now dating, had some bonding moments and planned to leave Earth together.

Lard Nar had Skoodge's SIR Unit and Gir's friend, Opal, returned to HQ. And Purple had a reality check on how annoying he really was.

Dib and Zim didn't leave Zim's HQ lab for almost a full day, and they planned to go on a break to the Congo once things were slightly more stable. Zim had been planning a getaway to the Sahara for a while, but he changed the location to Congo when Dib expressed interest in coming.

After the Computer wouldn't stop annoying them, they went to Dib's lab and were visited by @kneltnotbowed . Zim ended up falling asleep again while petting both Knelt and Dib, and Dib had a conversation with Knelt while the alien was asleep. Dib didn't want to be enemies anymore and he was trying to balance caring for Zim and not being too nice at the same time. Dib ended up getting upset and leaving during the conversation, and Zim woke up to go after him, after watching security footage and telling Knelt to wait in his lab.

During that, Gaz and Tak were moving Gaz away from Earth. Gaz was essentially running away. They had a date on Foodcourtia and kissed.

Zim caught up to Dib in the docks of HQ and found him curled up in his ship. And they had a very long talk about their relationship and past. They agreed that they weren't enemies, but were undecided about whether they were friends or not. They agreed that they were something still, and they left it at that.

After a bit of packing, both Zim and Dib went back to Knelt and had a talk about outfits and alien bodies. And after the earlier talk of agreeing they weren't enemies, Dib decided to be a little brave and kissed Zim. Zim had a bit of gay panic, but after slight encouragement from Knelt and Dib, Zim tried kissing back as well, though he was blushing so hard that his antennae turned pink.

Gir and Opal had some cuddle time with movies and Opal felt very guilty for helping lead Zim into a trap before with Skoodge. But Zim accepted her back anyway.

After some more visiting with Knelt, Zim's PAK made a concerning sound. He ran a diagnosis and discovered that most of his biological regulators had broken off. He planned to wait it out, but Dib and Knelt were very concerned.

Meanwhile, Gaz and Tak were on their way to HQ to look at Purple's new fluffy-ness. They teased him and flirted in front of him a bit. Purple also discussed with @resisty-agent-fox , Sarshe, about leaving the Empire possibly. Sarshe told Purple if he was serious about switching sides then he needed to give Lard Nar real information.

Sarshe joined Gaz and Tak outside of Purple's cell and introduced herself to them while waiting for Lard Nar. And Purple gave them a LOT of information. As a reward he was granted clearance to leave his cell with a guard and wander in open access rooms and corridors. Sarshe was the guard assigned.

Dib and Knelt conceived Zim to get his PAK checked, so they met with @ukagaka-zim and @sk-00-dge and a Universe 15 PAK technician at Zim's base. The technician said that Zim's PAK was rejecting the biological regulators, and even though it was stable, it might cause physical changes. Zim contacted Mint Zim from @ask-paranormaloddities for a second opinion. Mint had a look and said that Zim would essentially go through something similar to puberty. With hormone changes, growing a tail and new fluff, and possibly gaining use of his second set of arms.

Zim was a bit freaked out, and after that was over, goodbyes were said and Zim and Dib headed to the Congo. Zim got to show Dib a cryptid, and then the pain from all of the body changes he was going to go through started setting in. He ended up falling asleep in a chair outside of his ship and Dib carried him inside. They both sat there for a while, even when Zim eventually woke up. Opal also played a recording of Skoodge saying goodbye to Opal.

Dib fell asleep and started getting a nightmare, then Zim woke him up. Dib had fun getting a look at Zim's tail that was appearing and set up a cooling system to help with the pain.

Meanwhile, Smeet Tenn gained access to the old Tumblr page and began posting, as well as making S.I.R. units out of old parts.

Dib went on a walk and came back to Zim wearing a different outfit to prepare for the tail and arm adjustments. It was a revealing outfit. He felt better though. Zim and Dib also basically flirted by showing each other songs.

They also accidentally made themselves high with a pain killer/tea mishap. They got a bit… NSFW while being high.

The really funny thing is that this week, both Gaz and Dib had a gay alien make out session.

Tune in next week to find out what happens next.