#ask patrick

[mr-patrick-batemann]

hi patrick hi patrick awww lil pat so small so patrick so little hi patrick aww

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I want you to never come back here again.

[mr-patrick-batemann]

Is this true?

..

Unfortunately, it is.

Wait, why do you need my cock?

[mr-patrick-batemann]

Pee in my mouth

[mr-patrick-batemann]

mr bateman you keep showing up in my dreams and its really fucking annoying

That sounds like a you problem... your fixation on me. Reoccurring dreams are usually a symptom of unresolved obsession.

So, what's your thing with me? I'm listening.

[mr-patrick-batemann]

if you could fuck your clone would you?

Ha. What kind of question is this?

. . .

Yes.

[mr-patrick-batemann]

hi patrick! how are you today?

Jean.

'She's humble and good-natured, definitely somewhat better than the emptiness in this place. I notice her wearing that Chanel cashmere cardigan again like yesterday. It seems she wants me to notice it. She's in love with me, I've always known.'

Any new messages you have for me?

'I ignore her question and ask her to do things for me immediately. I have to get this place all tidy up after what Luis has done.'

Oh.

And next time Luis comes in.. make sure to let management know. I don't appreciate him rummaging through my office.

[mr-patrick-batemann]

meow meow my little baby kitty meow moew

Meow meow me ow meooowwww mrrrrreeeoooowwwwwww meeeoooooowwwwewweww

Pet Me.

[mr-patrick-batemann]

Its a bit weird how you have Luis in your header, Bateman...Maybe even a little gay hm? Why else would you have a MAN in ur HEAD?

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Ohh, look at me! I'm a little faggot! Ohhhhh wow! I love to suck Luis' cock dry and leave him there for hours wowww oh wowwww! I'm such a cute cat nyah! Nyah!! Look at me! Look at meee!!! FUCK YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU I HOPE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU STUPID BRAINDEAD FUCKERS DIE IF I SEE YOU IN PUBLIC I WILL SCALP YOUR HEADS AND WATCH THE BLOOD DRIP DOWN WATCH YOUR STUPID MOUTH I'M GOING TO CHOKE YOU AND LEAVE YOU TIED UP FOR DAYS AND I'LL LAUGH IN YOUR FACES YOU USELESS WASTE OF SPACE AND AIR