Not a tech savvy person.
Nothing unusual. Just a businessman. I don't often do any of this social media thing.
Say, you really could use some tips from me. Don't worry, I won't charge you. It's all on me.
How about you ask me some questions? Hurry up, though. I have to return some videotapes.
(OOC/UNDERCUT. READ BEFORE ASKING.)
I am actually obsessed with ask blogs. Patrick bateman is one of my biggest and longest hyperfixations. Don't worry, I'll do my best to portray him as accurate as possible. By the way he is going to be unc on this thing so he will not know a lot of abbreviations boooooo throw tomatoes at him.
Ask any questions! Silly or serious, you can even harass him lol
Warning though. Obviously we all have watched the movie here. C'mon, why else are you here? Anyway, he may be a little mean and uh.. weird. He's not a great character after all. So while he will put up a front for most questions, sometimes the mask will slip, and he will say something really mean. That is HIM though, not me. If you worry that I, (the mod) am actually judging you, trust me... If I answered it, I am not judging you lol.
About mod:
Also, if it wasn't obvious enough, this is the movie portrayal. So, the book portrayal will not see the light of day here. And, this will somewhat be of a modern AU? I'm not sure, given that he has this technology on tumblr but he is also from the 80s... I strictly stay to 80s topics when people bring up stuff so I will do my best to keep in the 80s but I still don't know if I want it modern.
I am 19 years old and a girly girl. I am Patrick's worst nightmare. That's it thats all ima say about myself
'The text will be like this when he is monologuing.'
Text will be like this describing his actions.
Text will be like this when he is talking.
RULES
1. No homophobic, racist, transphobic, ableist remarks. You will be blocked.
2. NSFW and suggestive asks are totally fine! I DO have boundaries though. So no non con, sa/rape shit, even if its heavily implied, or i'ma block ur goofy ass. I will tag NSFW stuff correctly. However, I DO check people's profiles if they send any sexually charged asks. If you are a minor, or an ageless I will BLOCK YOU.
3. I have a DNI list. (Yes, really). Due to a surge of certain people interacting, TCC, do NOT INTERACT! Fuck you guys, I don't want you people liking and interacting with my shit. I will ignore ANY hatefully charged asks towards me. I also do not want minors interacting as the material in American Psycho is 18+. So if you ain't 18 or up, what you even watching American Psycho for... and why you in this blog with such content and themes from the movie/book. I do not believe in entertaining that silly mess.
4. I post whenever I want. I have a busy life, so I do my best to post. I do not have a schedule on when I will post, but it's usually very spontaneous. Please be patient with me!
Tags: #ask patrick (to only see my asks.)
TOTAL OF ASKS: 17
OLDEST ASK: March 18th
The other American Psycho cast;
Patrick no.1: @ih8d0rsia
Patrick no.2: (Novel version) @novel-bateman-ask
@thegirlbeforeee - JEAN
@paulallenppvp - PAUL ALLEN
@evvywilliams - EVELYN WILLIAMS
@timothy-bryce - TIMOTHY BRYCE
@luiscarruthers89 - LUIS CARRUTHERS
@courtneylawrencexx - COURTNEY LAWRENCE
@c-mcdermott - CRAIG MCDERMOTT
Other than that, have fun!
