#ask pentious.

[able-juice]

Hello everyone, I'm making another donation request, after I find a job I will be more stable in terms of how active I am. Stress is keeping me in "escapism" mode. I can say that the Lutualverse does have some fun story plans, but I and other members have been dealing with various things. But once we all get through the turbulence we'll have a great story to tell from here. Anyway, I just need a little bit of help with my utilities this month. Of course don't feel obligated, just donate what you can and if you can. Thank you!

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[ask-pentious]

"Hello Pentious."

"Why hello, my dear!"-🎩🐍

[ask-pentious]

I just realized since Cherri didn't die until the 1980's that mean that there must have been at least a century between your death and meeting her, what did you do prior to your first fight?

Excellent question, dear. Well, you see in my time before Cherri, I found pleasure in creating new and impressssive tech while fighting other fellow sssinners. Most didn't have the firepower to compete with my tech.

But eventually Ms. Bomb came along and found the right way to blow my contraptions to piecesss...oh the wonderful back and forth...-🎩🐍

[ask-pentious]

How was it getting used to having no legs and having to slither

Very disssorienting at first, but now I've been slithering longer than I had walked!-🎩🐍

[ask-pentious]

Sir Pen! What are you going to do for Christmas? Does heaven do anything special? Are you gonna send your friends in hell presents?

Oh I didn't do too much, but yes I sssent my friends a few things, unfortunately not too much is allowed out or into Heaven yet, but I'm sure they'll enjoy the thought.-🎩🐍

[ask-pentious]

Sir pen! What are you gonna ask santa for Christmas? I would like some more cute gnome themed items cause they are my favorite thing!]

Dear Ssssanta Claus...I would like some plutonium-239 and a set of clothes for all of my eggies.-🎩🐍

I have been a very good boy this year.

[ask-pentious]

How have you been enjoying Heaven?

Hello, dear, it's been interesssting so far. With the the Exorcists around... it's been difficult.-🎩🐍

[ask-pentious]

*A little 7 year old human-looking girl was wandering the streets of heaven. She looked very depressed as she roamed the sidewalk until she bumped into Sir Pentious* Sincerest apologies, Sir, I didn't see you there *she said innocently with a hint of sadness in her voice*

@weirdqueenofadlen

[Pentious looks down at the child. Pentious dons a mask in public to avoid identification by exorcists, as he and the Seraphim are uncertain that his presence will be peaceful. The mask is similar to the masks of the Exorcists, but much kinder in expression.]

"Quite alright, my dear."

[Looking down at the child he can see a sadness atypical of those in Heaven. Pentious never admitted it in Hell but he always hated to see souls of young ones who passed before their time. He decides to ask:]

"Isss there something I can help you with? I'm new around here but I will help as bessst as I can, dear." -🎩🐍