#iwtv#interview with the vampire#assad zaman#the vampire armand
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I desperately want to suck on Poseidon's piercings and tug on the chain...
He doesn’t seem thrilled
now ME PERSONALLY..
how did his brothers react to Zeus’….. transformation?
Hades : what the hell.
Poseidon : ....
Zeusie : ....BROTHER. BROTHER IT'S ME ZEUS. BROTHER DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT
Can I (as a joke of course) hold hands with your Poseidon (as a joke) then YK
Kiss or whatever (as a joke but not really)
(Yes, you're dangling in air cause he's that big)
I've been thinking about this for quite a while thanks to one or two questions I saw from here 'bout period and being trans, so:
Context: I'm a trans boy, so if I asked Zeus or Poseidon for advice on how to look more masculine, or act more like a man, what would they say?
Zeus : grow more muscles, speak in a deep and clear voice, dont ask people's opinion before giving your own. Be more imposing and commanding. Have a manly posture, back straight chest puffed and the walk is important too, move your shoulders not your hips-
Poseidon : fuck men.
Zeus: ...
Poseidon : nothing is manlier than to dominate a man.
Zeus : he's got a point do that too
(Pls don't follow these crackheads' advice)
Would Poseidon be the type to pin you up against a wall?
Just wondering for, no particular reason…..
*Pulls Poseidon's hair and runs away giggling towards Zeus*
Zeus, if you protect me I'll do whatever you want! 🥺
Zeus : DO NOT touch the baby. You've been warned.
Poseidon : if you think you can hide in his arms forever you're deadly wrong. It won't take long before he drops you and then I'll be ready to strike.
So, Zues and Poseidon!!!
I have a question for you both, and it is...
i lied, there is no question.
YOU BOTH ARE MINE!!!
Poseidon and zeus leaned closer curious, until you revealed your true intentions
Poseidon : EW EW KILL IT KILL IT NOW🌊🌊
Zeus : ⚡️⚡️⚡️ *kills you*
...
Hades : *sighs when hermes delivers your soul* they keep killing more bloggers for the stupiddest reasons...
If I were to call Poseidon dad how would he react to that
Poseidon in an annoyed tone : what ?
(Concidering he has more lovers than zeus he def has more offsprings than he could count and he doesn't care about keeping count of them, so he will just take your word for it. With that being said he's not a good dad in the slightest)
