#zeus epic

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Y/N: Hold on. I can figure this out.

Zeus:

Y/N: Just give me a second! I can do this.

Zeus: You know, I could help

Zeus: Why don't I lift you up when we kiss? It's not like-

Y/N: Let me figure it out! I'm not a child!

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Y/N: *carrying a box* What would you say if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?

Zeus: …

Zeus: What's in the box?

Y/N: What woul-

Zeus: Y/N, what's in the box?

Y/N: I think you know

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Y/N: Can I bother you for a second?

Zeus: You always bother me. But go ahead.

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Zeus: Why are we friends?

Y/N: Poor decision on your part

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Y/N: *yelling to Zeus as he walks into a store* Get me a drink!

Zeus: No!

Zeus: *gets them their favorite drink anyway*

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Zeus: When you said you were "Magic in Bed", I wasn't expecting this

Y/N: *pulls out card from deck* Is this your card?

Zeus: Holy shit-

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Person: Did it hurt?

Y/N: Did what hurt?

Person: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Zeus: *appearing, wrapping an arm around Y/N* No, because I was there to catch him

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Y/N: Imagine getting paid for being cute

Zeus: You'd be rich

Y/N: *flustered* I uh...