#zeus epic

[lily-s-world]

My humble contribution to the Manwhore AU

[messymoonmad]

Can we get an art of Hera just straight beating Zeus to the ground because she found out about another affair-

Best drawing I did all week

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

i like to imagine that the rest of the gods on olympus were all watching ody turn poseidon into swiss cheese, with a variety of emotions throughout them.

zeus: *impressed but slightly very worried* maybe i let him cook for too long on that island.

zeus: oh well rather poseidon than me

hera: *mainly nonchalant but hiding a tiny smile behind her chalice*

hera: *after hearing next to my wife* that is what you call a man who loves his wife *side eyes zeus*

zeus: *sweats*

hephaestus: *kind of impressed* well he avenged his crew *shrugs*

ares: *in awe* athena didn't lie about the bloodshed!

ares: *hears poseidon beg for mercy* *odysseus doesn't give him that*

ares: *now in love with ody* THIS IS MY FAVOURITE MORTAL EVER

aphrodite: *just blinking in disbelief* he's not wasting anymore time to get home i guess?

hermes: *is proud but also in slight shock* thats a mindset change alright...

hermes: *gasps* i need to tell athena!

hermes: *grins* but first-

hermes: guess ~ i ~ should be the one to take poor dear uncle to the infirmary! *giggles at the drama he's about to cause there*

apollo: *sighs* let me get another bed made up

apollo: *heads off to his olympus infirmary*

[dyingroses]

[starmo0nlight]

zeus: they got pickles on them.

y/n: they do!

hades: what if i don't like pickles.

y/n: just tell them not to put em!

hades: I've already placed my order.

y/n: mine don't have pickles, let's trade!

hades: you would do this for me?

y/n: absolutely!

hades:

y/n: ;3

hades: if you have enemies that need taken care of, you come to me.

[thatonehermesartist]

Thunder Bringer

[jugganautism]

I'VE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!!!!!! art dump time. save me

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Zeus: I cut my finger

Y/N: I'll kiss it. So it'll feel better.

Zeus: That works?

Y/N: Yeah. My mother used to do it when I was little.

*later*

Zeus: I need you to punch me in the mouth

Poseidon: Fucking finally