#ask zeus

[messymoonmad]

OMG YOUR HERA IS SOOO PRETTY😭😭 I need her to step on me and give me a little kiss :3 ❤️❤️❤️💐💐💐💐 Oh and Zeus is there…ig (JK I LOVE BOTH THEIR DESIGNS AHH)

Zeus : now would you look at that ! It seems you're just as popular as I am, Hera! Maybe we should have a threeso-

Hera when Zeus opens his mouth:

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i have seen people rying to get Zeus pregnant. personally, isnt a me thing. BUT, i do like seeing people go nuts over thins, so zeus i must tell you this

give he people what they want, or, i will:

be looking into contacting Hera with an idomised list of your infedelities so she gets mad all over again.

contacting Nyx and letting her know your location this very instant.

tell hades youve had verry upsetting behavor to his wife.

and last one:

4. personally be reviving Kronas to ask his opinion.

the ball is in your court, and I'm a professional basketball player. your move.

*i say, holding a book of summoning and a binder.*

(Clarification if needed : they mean to threaten zeus into submission for the other anons)

Zeus : I don't wanna get Mpreg for the 3rd time m- maybe we can just agree on a one night stand ? @ilona2nerrie

Zeus : NO NO NO TAKE HER BACK PLEASE I'LL DO IT I'LL GET PREGNANT JUST TAKE HER BACK THIS INSTANT

*when the anon takes the gift back*

Zeus : if I'm gonna get pregnant anyway at least let me be a woman this time.

[messymoonmad]

*Walking into room*

Zeus! Hermes gave me some mol-

You look different.. did your tits get bigger?

[ARIS]

Zeusie : ... *is clearly a woman now* NO I just shaved.

@aris-not-ares

[messymoonmad]

I've been thinking about this for quite a while thanks to one or two questions I saw from here 'bout period and being trans, so:

Context: I'm a trans boy, so if I asked Zeus or Poseidon for advice on how to look more masculine, or act more like a man, what would they say?

Zeus : grow more muscles, speak in a deep and clear voice, dont ask people's opinion before giving your own. Be more imposing and commanding. Have a manly posture, back straight chest puffed and the walk is important too, move your shoulders not your hips-

Poseidon : fuck men.

Zeus: ...

Poseidon : nothing is manlier than to dominate a man.

Zeus : he's got a point do that too

(Pls don't follow these crackheads' advice)

[messymoonmad]

How does Zeus take off his hair tie isn't it made out of gold??

It's not a hair tie per say, just a golden wire in a shape of a squarish swirl.... it can be bent a lil

[messymoonmad]

Can I put bows in ur hair Zeus:)

Zeus : sure 🎀💗*assuming you're his daughter*

[messymoonmad]

So, Zues and Poseidon!!!

I have a question for you both, and it is...

i lied, there is no question.

YOU BOTH ARE MINE!!!

Poseidon and zeus leaned closer curious, until you revealed your true intentions

Poseidon : EW EW KILL IT KILL IT NOW🌊🌊

Zeus : ⚡️⚡️⚡️ *kills you*

...

Hades : *sighs when hermes delivers your soul* they keep killing more bloggers for the stupiddest reasons...

[messymoonmad]

First: Hii love your art

Second: what would it take for either Zeus or Poseidon to just lay their whole body weight on me? Not in a weird way I just don't find hugs enough anymore.

Zeus and Poseidon : ouh~ I see where this is going~♡💗

They JUST SAID "not in a weird way" guys...