Apr 10
Hey ratchet have you ever seen a snake before? Because if you haven't then let me introduce you to Slinky, my baby corn snake.
Why is that stick looking at me?
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Hey ratchet have you ever seen a snake before? Because if you haven't then let me introduce you to Slinky, my baby corn snake.
Why is that stick looking at me?
EY! I'm starting something!
You can NOW Ask Ratchet anything! (please keep it appropriate!) the tag i will use is #ask ratchet! anon asks and media asks are both welcome! Here are the universe's you can ask:
TFP! Ratchet (The main universe I'd prefer you ask (you don't have to though.)
G1! Ratchet
TF!MARVEL Ratchet
IDW/MTMTE! Ratchet (I do not know much about this one.. so there might be mistakes..)
CYBERVERSE! Ratchet
RID! 2007 (I think) Ratchet
any SG! Ratchet
TFA! Ratchet
That's pretty much all of them.. THEY WILL ALL HAVE DIFFERENT TEXT!
Ratchet Ratchet Ratchet!!!!
Are you and optimus prime a thing?
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Hah, yes, at least in my universe we are.
A plushie version of him is placed on his desk
☤|| “Huwhat in the Allspark is that?” Ratchet is clearly confused, clearly disturbed, but secretly honored.
Ratchet do you like my new pet
I hate this planet..
did you need this?
Ah. I see you have a Bulkhead in your home as well.
Okay, okay. I saw you calling that person’s snake a stick. This is a unit that wants nothing more than my demise.
This is Megatron. Is he a stick?
Why do you humans insist on keeping dangerous things?? That thing would eat you happily if you were smaller, you know! And it sounds like it’s trying to despite that.
…I see why you chose the name.
Please recharge more often. I know your research is important Ratchet, but you work better with a clear processor. Also, tell Optimus to recharge more often too... That bot scares me with how often he stays up late to "patrol".
Excuse me?? I am a fully functioning bot, I think I can handle my own recharge, thank you very much!
Getting Optimus to recharge however is like asking Cybertron to change orbit. I swear he can be more stubborn than Megatron himself at times.