#transformers ratchet

[heartstopper19]

At least now we know where Medix gets his "takes things to literally" quirk from

[theanonymousninja247]

Transformers Thunks: Snickers ft Ratchet

*inspired in real time by my grandpa helping me move *

A day that included

•pulling out all of HIS tools to make sure the job was done proper

•telling me how to help him and then grumping at me till I did it right “No your left, your OTHER left, go back to where you just were, BACK no no forward! Here just *sighs* let me do it.”

•concerning amount of grunting (he’s old boi)

•cursing out appliances

•cursing out the ineffectiveness of buildings and poorly designed areas

•complaining about how there’s too many people and how disgusting the traffic is

•reminiscing about the good ole day’s where there was NO people

•Oldie but goodie songs on a USB plugged into his car (in his day the radio was clear enough to actually have something worthwhile listening to instead of this stupid WiFi signal stuff)

•Getting startled enough by his new ring tone that connected to his truck that he swerved

Me: “Thanks for helping me move, Grandpa. You always come to my rescue when I need you.” Grandpa/Ratchet: “Just doing my job. My duty to help people.” Me: “Well yeah, but you always go above and beyond on that. Especially when you’re tired. Wanna say thank you for that. Can I buy you a special treat to show my appreciation?” Grandpa/Ratchet: *uncomfortable with praise and starts to huff at me because he’s a grumpy little tsundere* “Don’t. Don’t do that. I’m just…here to help. That’s my grandpa role. Especially when…you’re… *cuts himself off before admitting I am in fact the favorite* Me: *shamelessly smug and abusing the favorite card heavily and pouncing on the opportunity to cash in that card*

“And as YOUR favorite, it’s my right to treat you whenever I want.”

Grandpa/Ratchet: “I don’t need anything.” Me: “I know you don’t need anything, but what do you want?”

*flashes my most darling and innocent smile* Grandpa/Ratchet: *weak to my endearing adorableness* “……Can I have a snickers/ energon bar?”

So guess who ended up getting her favorite ole man a MEGA PACK worth of snicker bars. Just because I can ✌🏼😎 And cuz he deserves it

[ask-tfpratchet]

Hi! You and Optimus are my favorite Autobots! Would you be willing to tell me about Cybertron some time? I’d love to learn about your home.

I suppose I could. Feel free to ask questions and I will get to them when I can. You know. The whole concept of an ‘ask page’.

[ask-tfpratchet]

So do seekers have molting seasons since they have wings and can fly? If yes how would each one of them react?

They do not.

[ask-tfpratchet]

if seekers could have molting seasons (Cause they do have wings.) how would it go?

I know this is proabaly a silly question but my curiosity overpowered me this time

(Molting is when a Birb grows in new feathers and ushaly get verry bity and hissy around it)

If a Seeker had a molting season I would truly start to question their ethnicity as a Cybertronian.

But.. I suppose there are a few Predacons that have a type of molt. But I don’t know much about them. I try to focus on patients that don’t want to eat me.

But seeing as you mean hypothetically: I guess it would have to be a matter of their protometal/protoform growing too large for their armor and thus shedding it to allow more to grow. But we cannot grow armor aside from when we are first Forged. So that would leave them extremely vulnerable until they located armor that someone wasn’t using - highly unlikely as bots don’t tend to just leave armor lying around - that miraculously was exactly their size. And then there are rare cases of protometal becoming sensitive to different armor types. And it would have to match their frame type and-..

Long story short it wouldn’t be good.

[cvntylewis]

a sketch of my humanformer!Ratchet

[ask-tfpratchet]

Hello got a question for you my friend

Have you ever heard of or interacted with a metal cardbot?

I can’t say I have.

[ask-tfpratchet]

My Cybertronian friend got stuck in their alt-mode and these humans replaced their engine oil with cheese (whatever that is)

They even filmed this torture for YouTube

You're the best medic I know, can you save them?

Oh for the love of-

Do not let him move I will be there. And find better company for Cybertron’s sake!!