#ask robert chase

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Ok ok. Screw, Marry, Kill

Cuddy, House, Wilson

Screw House, because who amongst us hasn't thought about that a few times? But I wouldn't want to marry him because I don't think I could handle him all by myself like that. He would tear me to shreds.

Marry Cuddy, because she's more responsible and less insane than House (security), and she's my type (authoritative older women).

Kill Wilson, I guess, because he cheated on his wives.

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Yo Mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

Where did you get that photo of me?

And yeah, it wasn't my best work, but I was really tired from House bombarding me with calls all night. I'd like to see you do better.

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roberto do you are have autistic

I don't think so? I've never been evaluated. Been told I should get checked for ADHD, though, apparently coffee isn't a sleep aid.

I don't think I have autism. I look at people's eyes. Of course, not at their eyes, eyes, that's just a metaphor, no one would do that. But their eyebrows. See? That's normal behavior, decoding metaphors and making eye contact.

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if i remember correctly, you mentioned that you sometimes do drag at your local pub. might i ask what your drag name is? :p

Annie Sthesia

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What would you do if I paged house a bunch and blamed you specifically?

- @opal-md

Uh, be annoyed? I'd explain to House that it wasn't me and someone stole my pager, but probably he wouldn't believe me.

What did I do to you to deserve this, hypothetically?

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Happy late birthday. Also why is your hair so hard to draw?

That's a good likeness!

And maybe my hair is so hard to draw because it's so gorgeous.

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You are a girl. And submissive.

I am a man.

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nepo baby

Actually, my dad told House NOT to hire me. Reverse nepo baby.