Doctor Robert Chase

NOT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL. FANBLOG OF HOUSE MD.

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send your questions to dr. robert chase of princeton-plainsboro teaching hospital!

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blog modded by @dr-robert-chase-apologist

inspired by @ask-dr-what-a-strange-typo, @ask-offical-housewrangler-things, @ask-the-ducklings, and @ask-dr-lawsuit-magnet

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DISCLAIMER: this is a fandom roleplay ask-style blog. nothing posted here is intended to be taken as medical advice. the mod is not a medical professional. this is not in any way affiliated with the cast, network, studio, or crew of House MD.

[ask-doctor-wombat]

Yo Mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

Where did you get that photo of me?

And yeah, it wasn't my best work, but I was really tired from House bombarding me with calls all night. I'd like to see you do better.

[robert-chase-official]

That's a great photo of us, but we both know they can't do better.

[ask-doctor-wombat]

Wait, where did you come from???

[chase-is-on-the-caseee]

There are probably a lot better pictures of us they could've picked, but alas.

[black-cat-doc]

Oh god, the Chase's are multiplying

[ask-doctor-wombat]

Why am I being impersonated???

[lookatthe-daisies]

which one of you is the real one

[ask-doctor-wombat]

Me.

[ask-doctor-wombat]

Yo Mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

Where did you get that photo of me?

And yeah, it wasn't my best work, but I was really tired from House bombarding me with calls all night. I'd like to see you do better.

[robert-chase-official]

That's a great photo of us, but we both know they can't do better.

[ask-doctor-wombat]

Wait, where did you come from???

[chase-is-on-the-caseee]

There are probably a lot better pictures of us they could've picked, but alas.

[black-cat-doc]

Oh god, the Chase's are multiplying

[ask-doctor-wombat]

Why am I being impersonated???

[ask-doctor-wombat]

What would you do if I paged house a bunch and blamed you specifically?

- @opal-md

Uh, be annoyed? I'd explain to House that it wasn't me and someone stole my pager, but probably he wouldn't believe me.

What did I do to you to deserve this, hypothetically?

[ask-doctor-wombat]

Yo Mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

Where did you get that photo of me?

And yeah, it wasn't my best work, but I was really tired from House bombarding me with calls all night. I'd like to see you do better.

[robert-chase-official]

That's a great photo of us, but we both know they can't do better.

[ask-doctor-wombat]

Wait, where did you come from???

[ask-doctor-wombat]

Yo Mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

Where did you get that photo of me?

And yeah, it wasn't my best work, but I was really tired from House bombarding me with calls all night. I'd like to see you do better.

[ask-doctor-wombat]

why did cameron want her dead husbands sperm does she hate you or something

She says it's because she wanted to hold on to him "just in case", but I think I wasn't pretty enough for her and she wanted her kids to look like her dead husband.

[ask-doctor-wombat]

Oh ummm

*takes away strawberry pie*

Give me

*frantic baking*

One moment

....

Here!!

*hands slice of apple pie*

Thank you! Very 'Murican.

[ask-doctor-wombat]

I baked a pie. Would you like a slice?

🥧 🔪 🍽

Yes please. As long as it isn't strawberry.

[ask-doctor-wombat]

the scutbawas magic

?

[ask-doctor-wombat]

i think house is sending you asks with Cameron's acc

I didn't get anything from Cameron's account? Only Anons?

[ask-doctor-wombat]

Ok? We only say we kinda like you still because we only EVER kind of liked you. Has nothing to do with your autism. Just your... self.

:(

[ask-doctor-wombat]

You have very kissable lips btw.

😘 *muah*

Thanks! That makes me feel better; Taub's been on me about getting filler.

[ask-doctor-wombat]

Are you ticklish?

No.

And I hate being tickled, so don't even try it. Unless you're House. House, I LOVE being tickled, it would not bother me one bit, nor would it make me squirm or be irritated in entertaining ways, so there's no reason for you to bother testing.

[ask-doctor-wombat]

you look like a fart poop

Is it my new conditioner??? Fuck, I should've known not to bother with Garnier Fructis. Aussie for life.

[ask-doctor-wombat]

cameron misses you btw.

should've thought of that before dumping me

[ask-doctor-wombat]

Why are you like this I might have to explode you

Haven't I been through enough?

First a stabbing, now an explosion?